School/College Sms and sms 2016

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• PApers Ki Roti Notes KA AchAr
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• Tubelite K Kirne Questions Ki BAhAr
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• TeAchers Ki DushmAni Dosto KA PyAAr 
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• So MubArAk Ho Ap Ko ExAms KA TehwAr
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• ClAss Room Is Like A TrAin
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• 1st Two Benches R Reservedfor Vip ....!! ....!!
• Nxt Two Benches R GenerAl CoAch
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• LAst Two Benches R Vry DemAnded....!!
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• Bcz Its....!!"sleeper CoAch" :P :D
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• Benefits Of ExAms
• 1....!! U CAn Spend 3 Hours In Self
• MeditAtion
• 2....!! U CAn Complete Ur Sleep
• 3....!! U CAn See Ur TeAchers Being Bored
• Who UsuAlly Bore U....!!
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• BeAn CAme Out of
• ExAm HAll SAd & Told
• His Friend: "I Don't
• Know The PAst Tense of
• "THINK" I THOUGHT &
• THOUGHT & finAlly wrote
• 'THONK'!
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• LeAve AplicAtionby A Cute Child-
• O MAster Ji,
• Wen I Cum,
• RAin ChAm ChAm....!!
• Leg My FislA,
• I GirA DhAm....!!
• Niche My BAg & UpAr WAs Hum....!!
• Isliye 2 DAys, I Not Cum....!!:-)
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• In LAst 10 Minutes Of
• ExAm PAper,
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• Every Student Gets
• Super NAturAl Powers....!!....!!!! ;)
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• Student's Life is Like English
• MoviesxP |
• School = JurAssic PArk....!!....!! :)
• PrincipAl = King Kong....!!....!! :P
• Vice Principle = Hulk....!!....!! :O
• TeAchers = Aliens....!!....!! =P
• ClAss Guys = PlAnet of Apes....!!....!!:P
• ClAss GAls = ChArlies Angels....!!....!!..??
• Syllubus = Deep Blue SeA :)
• ExAm = Mission Impossible =P
• InvigilAtor = TerminAtor....!!....!! :)
• Result = 2012 ....!!....!!(end of the world)
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• The Best "Oopss!"
• Moment of COLLEGE Life....!!....!!....!!
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• WhEN The TeAcher is Luking
• for someone to Answer the
• Question & you AccidentAly
• mAke An Eye-ContAct !! :-P
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• True GrAduAtion Speech:
• First I Would Like To
• ThAnk Google....!!
• Secondly, To Copy PAste
• And Thirdly,
• To The ThAnk Xerox MAchine!
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• The Only Thing We LeArn In
• ClAsses During Serious Lectures Is....!!....!!
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• Typin Msgs Widout Looking At Dphone....!!!!
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• Jo Mill GyA Use MuqAdAr SAmjo,
• Khud Ko WAqt KA SikAndr SAmjo,
• Kyu Drte Ho Result Se
• Result AAne TAk Khudko
• University KA Toper SAmjo....!!
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• Air & Students hAve d
• sAme MentAlity:(
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• U Know How..??
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• Both Are Turning d Book's
• PAges without ReAding....!!Air & Students hAve d
• sAme MentAlity
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• U Know How..??
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• Both Are Turning d Book's
• PAges without ReAding....!!
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• PAdhAi BArsA De NA Tu ExAm AAyA HAi,
• Tere Aur Mere PAdhne KA MAusAm AAyA
• HAi, SAb Se ChhupA Ke Ek Dusre Ko
• PAper DikhAnA HAi, PAdhAi Ke KhAyAl
• Me HAdd Se GuzAr JAnA HAi, ItnA
• KhAyAl Study KA Pehli BAAr AAyA HAi!
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• Hum Jeete Ek BAr HAin Hum MArte
• Ek BAAr HAin PyAr Bhi Ek BAAr
• HotA HAi Aur ShAdi Bhi Ek BAr Hi
• Hoti HAi Toh Fir Ye SAAle ExAms
• BAr BAr Kyon..?? JAgo Student JAgo!
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• ClAss Me MAsti Thi HumAri Bhi
• Kuch HAsti Thi TeAcher KA
• SAhArA ThA Dil Ye AwArA ThA
• KAhA AA Gye Is College KA ChAkkAr
• Me Wo School Hi KitnA PyArA ThA....!!
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• Hothon Pe Dosti Ke FAsAne NAhi
• AAte, SAhil Pe SAmAndAr Ke
• KhAzAne NAhi AAte....!!....!! Udne Do
• PArindon Ko Abhi Shokh
• HAwA Mein, Fir LAut KAr
• College Ke ZAmAne NAhi AAte....!!....!!!!
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• Rocking Student Life CheAtng
• In ExAm:
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• Boy 1: ye KyA LikhA HAi....!!....!!..??..??
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• Boy 2: sAAle Jo Word SAmAjh AA
• RAhA HAi Wo Likh, Jo NAhi AA
• RAhA UskA AisA HAi VAisA Hi
• Design BAnA De....!!
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• World's Best Feeling....!!....!!
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• It Comes When We See A Very
• Wonderful Question PAper In
• ExAminAtions HAll And We
• Smile At EAch Other And SAy:
• Ek Bhi NAhi AAtA YAAr....!!....!!....!!
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• One Of The Cutest Memory Of School DAys
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• MAm, MAy I Go To Drink WAter,
• Mem: "Yes"
• Friends: Oye Meri Bottle Le JA....!!....!!....!!....!!
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• Meri Bhi....!!....!!....!!meri Bhi
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• BhAgwAn KA DiyA SAb Kuch HAi:
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• Books HAi
• Notes HAi
• Time HAi
• Aur HAuslA To ItnA He Ke 
• JAb ChAhe PAdh Ke Top KAr SAktA Hu,
• Bus 1 Hi BAAt Ki KAmi HAi,
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• "Mood" SAAlA BAntA Hi NAi....!!
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• WhAt Is The True MeAning
• Of Study....!!
• S- Sleeping,
• T- TAlking,
• U- Unlimited,
• D- DreAming,
• Y- YAAni MAst Life....!!
• So CArry On Study....!!
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• Ek Student Ko Apni Life Mein,
• Khud PAr SAbse JyAdA Proud KAb
• HotA HAi ..??
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• JAb Usko ExAm Mein Kuch NA AAtA Ho,
• Aur Pichhe Se TeAcher AAke
• KAhe,
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• Copy ChhupA Lo Pichhe WAlA
• Dekh RAhA HAi....!!....!!....!!....!!
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• KAsAm Se SeenA ChodA Ho
• JAtA....!!....!!
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• ExAm Shuold Be Given On Either
• FAcebook Or On Phone InsteAd Of Sheets....!!....!!
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• BecAuse....!!....!!....!!
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• TodAy's Student HAve More
• Typing Speed
• ThAn
• Writting Speed....!!
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• I HAte Studies,
• But Luv Technology....!!
• I Flirt Wid Flirters,
• But I Respect Lovers....!!
• World CAn't ChAnge Me,
• But I CAn ChAnge DA World....!!
• I Don't HAve Books In HAnd,
• But I HAve RevolutionAry IdeAs In Mind....!!
• I'm DA RArest RAce On EArth....!!....!!
• Meet Me
• I'm A BAck Bench Student!
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• Gujre Hue EgjAAm Ko YAAd
• NA KArnA, Answer Sheet Me
• Jo LikhA HAi Uski FAriyAAd
• NA KArnA, Jo HogA Wo HogA,
• Uski FikrA Me Apni HolidAys
• BArwAd NA KArnA....!! ....!! ....!! !
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• College Life:
• 8 Frnds, 1 Bike But No
• Petrol....!!....!!....!!:p
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• ExAm Night, 6 Dufers &
• No Notes....!!....!!....!!!
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• Sitting On SeA View, 6 Smokerz
• & 1 CigArette....!!....!!....!!!
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• PrincipAl CAll For Insult, 6
• GAngster & All R SAying Pehle
• Tu JA Pehle Tu JA....!!....!!....!!!
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• 1 Girl, 6 Frnds & All R
• SAying, Teri BhAbhi
• Teri BhAbhi....!!....!!....!!!
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• Everything Stupid But Sumthing
• Sensible Like Friendship....!!
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• Agr AkelA Techer, SAre
• Subject Nhi PAdhA SAktA
• To Aisi Ummid Kyu KArte
• H Ki 1 Student SAre
• Subject PAdhe..??
• JAgo Stdntzz JAgo....!!
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• College Life:
• WAllet He, PAise NAhi....!!
• Lecture He, AttendAnce NAhi....!!
• Cell He, BAlAnce NAhi....!!
• FrAnds He, LovernAhi
• ExAm He, Tension NAhi
• PAdhnA He, PAr SAAlA Mood NAhi....!!....!!....!!....!!
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• Student's Life Whole YeAr :-
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• Disco DeewAne 'AAA HAA'
• LAst 2 DAys Before XAm :
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• Shirdi WAle SAi BAbA
• Tere DAr Pe AAyA Hoon!
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• Rocking Quote By A
• Tired Student:
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• I WAnt A 6 Month VAcAtion…
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• Twice In A YeAr....!!
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• Ye Dosto Ki Mehfil Ye RAto Ko
• JAgnA....!!....!!
• GAAliyAn Sunke HAsnA Phir JutA
• Leke Piche BhAgnA
• BhAbhi/jiju Bolke Dost Ki Gf/bf Ko
• ChidAnA
• Ek SAmose Mein 10 Tukde BAAtnA
• PAgAlo Ki TArAh Dusre KA DimAg
• ChAtnA....!!....!!
• MAr KhAke Fir MuskurAnA....!!....!!
• KhArch KArnA H PAr PAise ChupAte
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• Ye SAb Ek Din Kho JAyegA....!!....!!
• JivAn ShAyAd TAnhA Ho JAyegA....!!....!!
• Fir Bhi Hum MuskurAyA KArenge....!!....!!
• Aur Apne Dosto Ko GAliyAn De KAr
• Fir
• BulAyA KArenge....!!....!!
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• 'Wo Choti Choti BAton Pe Ruth
• JAnA,
• Wo Ruthe Huye Ko Or Bhe SAtAnA,
• Wo KAbhi Bhe PArh KAr NA JAnA,
• Jo TeAcher Puche To TopiyAn
• PehnAnA,
• Wo ClAss MAi Beth KAy GAppey
• LAgAnA,
• Wo Ek Dosre Ko Qisse SunAnA,
• NA Hi Wo Din RAhenge Or NA Phir
• LAut KAr Ayenge, NA TAfreeh,
• NA Wo Dost,
• NA Wo BAtAin :-(
• AgAr Kuch Reh JAyegA To Bus
• YAAdAin :-
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• TeAcher 2 Student:
• Semester System Ke
• FAyde BAtAo....!!....!!....!!..??..??..??
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• Student: FAyde To PAtA NAhi....!!
• PAr BeizAtti SAAl Me
• 2 BAAr Ho JAAti HAi....!!....!!....!!!!!
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• Height Of Respect:
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• Hum Sirf Ye Soch KAr
• Apni Answer Sheet KhAAli
• Chhod AAte HAin Ke KAhi
• TeAchers Ye NA KAhein,
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• "Dekho AAj Ke BAcche
• BAdo Ko JAwAAb Dete HAin" :P
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• SAnskAr You Know....!!....!!!! x) :P
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• JAb ClAss MAi Hum Boys
• HAsi-mAjAAk KAre TAb Mere
• Ek Sir KA ReAction....!!....!!
• "KyA HAi....!!....!!kyn Itni JyAAdA
• HAsi AA RAhi HAi....!!....!!....!!
• Koi Joke YAd A GAyA KyA....!!....!!get Out
• TumhAri AttendAnce NAhi LAgegi"!!!
• Aur JAb LAdkiyA HAss RAhi Ho TAb :
• "Arey KyA BAAtein Ho RAhi HAin AAj..??
• Kyun ItnA HAss RAhe Ho..??
• ZArA Humein Bhi Toh BAtAiye!!! :P ;)
• SAle Thurky TeAchers Hote The SAb;-d
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• HAr TArAf PAdhAi KA SAyA HAi
• KitAbo MAin Sukh Kisne PAyA HAi
• LAdke To JAte HAi Tution LAdkiyAn Dekhne
• Aur Sir Kehte HAi Dekho Itni
• BArsAt MAi LAdkA PAdhne AyA HAi:-p…
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• Girls Are Not Worried About
• Der Looks Nw....!!
• WAh WAh
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• Girls Are Not Worried About
• Der Looks Nw....!!
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• I Am Busy Wid My Books Nw!
• WAh WAh WAh!!
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• A Sleeping Lion 
• Is Stronger
• Thn A
• BArking Dog....!!
• So A
• Sleepng
• Studnt
• Is Bettr
• Thn A
• BArking Lecturer....!!
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• The Longest 5 Mins....!! In The World Is
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• The LAst 5 Mins....!! Of A Lecture!!!
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• While 
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• The Shortest 5 Mins....!! Is
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• The LAst 5 Mins....!! Of An ExAm!!!
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• Isn-t It....!!....!!....!!....!!....!!....!!
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• One Fine DAy, All Of Us Will
• Get Busy Wid Our Lives,
• Long Working Hours, No More ClAsses,
• Lectures, Friends, TeAses & Funs,
• Sms, Wont HAve Time 4 Ourselves,
• On Such A DAy, You-ll Luk Outside
• Ur Window Alone & See DA Gud Old
• Memories FlAsh You By Nd You-ll Get
• A Smile Wid A TeAr In Ur Eyez Nd
• You-ll Turn BAk 2 Ur Work Thinkin....!!....!!
• I Wish I Could Go BAck....!!....!!....!!
• Dis Msg Is 2 Al My Frndz Who Helped
• 2 CreAte Such Memories, ThAnk U 4
• Being A PArt Of It....!!....!! Miss U All....!!
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• First Line 2 Write In ExAm
• "All D Answers Written Below
• Are ImAginAry And Work Of My
• CreAtive Mind Any RememblAnce
• To Textbook Iz Unintenti0nAl
• And Purely AccidentAl....!!....!!
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• Ye ExAm Ke Rishte Bhi Ajib Hote He
• SAb Apne Apne NAsib Hote He
• Rehte He Jo
• NigAho Se Dur
• SAAle WAhi Question
• Compulsory Hote He....!!....!!
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• WhAt I LeArned During ClAsses In School :
• How To YAwn Without Opening Mouth....!!
• How To Sleep With Eyes Open....!!
• How To Text Without Looking
• At The Cell Phone....!! ....!!
• How To EAt Lunch Without Moving Mouth....!!
• How To Pretend ThAt We Are
• UnderstAndingeAch And Every
• Word Of TeAchers....!! ....!! !!
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• The Most Difficult TAsk For A
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• 1) WAiting For The Lecture To End
• 2) Stop LAughing At TeAcher....!!....!!....!!:d
• 3) Controlling Sleep In ClAss
• 4) Attending ClAss Without
• Bunking :P
• 5) Studying
• 6) All Of The Above
• 7) To BehAve Like A Student :E
• 8) To ReAch ClAss Before
• AttendAnce :-L
• 9) To BeAr A Dumb TeAcher :/
• 10) To TAckle CrAzy TeAchers....!!....!!!
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• FAther To His Son-
• How WAs The PAper..??
• Son- BAs PehlA SAwAl Chut GAyA....!!
• FAther- AchA,Aur BAki..??
• Son- 3rd Mujhe AtA NAhi ThA,
• 4th MAin KArnA Bhul GyA,
• 5th Mujhe NAzAr NAhi AyA Nd
• 6th PAper Ki Pichli TArAf ThA
• Meine DekhA NAhi....!!
• FAther Gusse Me BolA-
• Aur 2nd Ques..??
• Son- BAs Sirf WAhi GAlAt HuA HAi!
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• HumAn BrAin Is The Most
• OutstAnding Object In World....!!
• It Functions 24hrs A DAy,
• 365dAys A YeAr....!! It Functions
• Right From The Time We Are Born,
• And Stop Only When We
• Enter The ExAminAtion HAll....!!
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• If In ExAminAtion HAll
• During D ExAm U Feel Tht D
• PAper Is Tough, Dont Worry....!!
• Just Close Ur Eyes, TAke A
• Deep BreAth N SAy 2 Urself
• "Dis Is A Very Interesting Subject....!!
• I WAnt To Study It One More YeAr"
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• WhAt Is FeAr ..?? ..??
• FeAr Is ThAt Deep, Wrenching
• Feeling When PAges Of Your Book
• Still Smell New And D
• ExAm Is Just 1 DAy AwAy!!
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• A first bench student knows
• "TO AVOID THE PROBLEMS"
• But only the lAst bench
• students hAs the Ability to
• "FACE THE PROBLEM"
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• CheAting In XAms Is D Best
• Xercise 4 Ur Reflexes....!!....!! ....!!
• 1....!! Ur Eyes Roll 2 C D Answer
• Sheet Of Ur SeAt-mAte....!!
• 2....!! Ur EArs Bcom Sensitive,
• Even 2 D Softest Whispers 2 Get
• WAt Ur SeAtmAte SAys....!!
• 3....!! Ur Neck Stretches Either
• WAys 2 SeArch 4 Clues....!!
• 4....!! Ur HAnd Copies D Answer
• FAster DAn Ever
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• Silence
• Is D Best Answer
• For All Questions
• Smile
• Is D Best ReAction
• In All SituAtions
• UnfortunAtely
• Both Never Help In
• Any ExAm, VivA, Review & Interview :P
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• EducAtion RelAted Songs:
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• School- Apni To PAAtshAlA MAsti Ki PAthshAlA
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• Tution- IdhAr ChAlA MAi UdhAr ChAlA
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• MAths- Ajeeb DAstAn HAi Yeh
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• Science- AA Khusi Se Kudkushi KArle
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• GeogrAphy- MusAfir Hoon MAin YAAro
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• Economics-kyu PAisA PAisA KArti HAi,pAise Pe Kyu Tu MArti HAi
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• ExAm- Zehrelein RAAtey Ninde Udd JAti HAi
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• Result- JiyA DhArAk DhArAk
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• PAss- AAj MAi UpAr AsmAn Niche
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• FAil- JAg SunA SunA LAge....!!
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• Love Letter V/s ExAm PAper
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• Love:
• HAzAro KhAyAl AAte HAin Jinhe
• ShAbdo Me NAhi Likh PAte
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• ExAm:
• HzAro ShAbd Likhne PAdte H Jo
• KhyAlo Me Bhi NAhi AAte....!!
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• 1 Tree KAtne Se 2000 ExAm
• PApers BAnte He,
• AgAr HAm SAb Students Mil KAr
• ExAm NA Dene KA FAislA KAre To
• Socho Kitne Ped BAchA SAkte He....!!....!!....!!
• AAkhir HAm Hi To Des KA Future He,
• Stop GlobAl WArning "SAve Tree"
• Stop ExAms....!!
• Is Msg Ko HAr Student Ko Bhejo
• "ExAm HAtAo" Tree BAchAo....!!....!!....!!
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