Latest Funny shayari in hindi 2016

Santa asks Banta: Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai? 


Banta: Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le.. 


Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana.. 


Phir usay class mein uda.. 


Mam ke puchne par.. 


Ladki ka naam lagade.. 


Bas Phas Gai Ladki . . .
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Naam aapka pal pal leta hai koi, 
yaad aapko har pal karta hai koi, 
ehsaas toh shayad aapko bhi hai, 
koi dur rehkar aap ko har pal yaad karta hai koi.
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Buhat Tamna Thi Kisi Ko Pany Ki, 


Buht Tamna Thi Kisi Ka Hojany ki, 


Pr Kia Pta Tha Jis K Hum Hona Chahty Hen, 


Unhy Adat Hi Nahi Kisi Ko Apnany Ki.
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Sweet insult!! Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya. 
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha 
Apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya? 
Ladka : Ji bhabhiji.
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1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi 
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ? 
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi 
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
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Har mod par nayi shuruwat ho sakti hai, 
Dur reh kar bhi baat ho sakti hai, 
Mana ke aapse dur hai bahut lekin, 
Aankhe band karlo to mulakat ho sakti hai.....
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Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyun Tension Me Ho? 


Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery Ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye, 


Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.




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Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Botal Leke Beti Thi, 
Kabi 15 Minute Mein Muuh Ko Lagati, 
To Kabhi 20 Mint Mein, 
Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa Gaya, 
Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini Aur Puri 1 Ghut Me Pikar Bola- Aise Peete Hai, 
Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To Pan Thook Rahi Thi.


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Kisi ki khatir mohabbat ki inteha kardo, 
par itna bhi nahi ki us ko khuda kardo, 
mat chaho kisi ko tut kar itna bhi, 
ki apni hi wafaon se us ko bewafa kardo.


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Jhuki huyi najro se izhaar karr gaya koi 
Hume khud se begana karr gaya koi 
Youn to honto se kahaan nehi kuchbhi 
Padh aankhon se lafz bayan karr gaya koi.


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Hum aise aashique hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge.. 
Agar wo aajayegi mere jindagi me, 
To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..


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Kiya hai jo pyar toh chupate kyo ho? 
Mehfil mein mera naam dohrate kyo ho? 
Jal rahe ho mere pyar ki bhatti me 
Phir dil ka dard chupate kyo ho? 
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Khuwabon me bhi agar iqrar nahi 
To khuwaboon me phir aate kyo ho? 
Nazre mila ke sharma jate ho jo 
Nazre hum se milaate hi kyo ho? 
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Maan lo! ke dil humhe de baithe ho 
Aag ko ab baraf batate kyo ho? 
Chalo keh do tumse pyar nahi 
yeh kehne se phir ghabratay kyo ho?


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Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum, 
Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum, 
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya, 
Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum…
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Zindagi me hamesa 1 baat yaad rakho. 


kbi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hai 


agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.


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Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar 
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur 
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do! 
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Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan: 
1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge. 
2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge. 
3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo. 
Besharam SMS pura padhenge.
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Sardar: Station jaane ke kitne loge? 
Rikshawala: 50 Sardar: 20 lelo 
Rikshawala: 20 main kon lekar jaayeega? 
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega.
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Ek Raat, ek Chor, ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: Sona kaha hai? 


Sardar: Ullu k patthe, pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake soja.
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Girlfriend ka Pyaasa 
Boy to Girl - Main aapse Friendship karna chahta hun. 
Girl - Meri Sagaai ho chuki hai 
Boy- Toh Behen banke Apni kisi dost se baat karwa de....


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Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar . . . . 
Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”


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Jab Kuch Sapne Adhure Reh Jate Hain, 
Tab Dil Ke Dard Ansu Ban Ke Beh Jate Hain, 
Jo Kehte Ki Hum Sirf Aap Ke Hain, 
Pata nahi Kaise Alvida Keh Jate Hain..!
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Hansne ke baad kyu rulati hai duniya, 
Jaane ke baad kyu bhulati hai duniya, 
Zindagi me kya kuch kasar baaki thi, 
Jo marne ke baad bhi jalati hai duniya..


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Zindgi ke safar ko lafzo mein piroya hai, 
Apni har gazal ko dard mein bhigoya hai, 
plz aaj wah wah na kehna, 
kyun ki aaj fir ye dil kisi ki yaad mein roya hai


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Jab chote the tab bade hone ki badi tamana thi 
magar ab pata chala ki adhure EHSAS aur tute SAPNE se 
achche adhura HOMEWORK aur tute KHILONE the..
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Bikhre Hain Ashq Koi Saaz Nahi Deta, 
Khamosh Hain Sub Koi Awaaz Nahi Deta, 
Kal Ke Vaade To Sub Karte Hain, 
Magar Q Saath Mera Koi Aaj Nahi Deta..


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Na karna kisi se pyar ki umeed, 
khwahish me sab kuch gawa doge
. Har koi karega wada ki wo saath dega apka, 
itna milega dhokha ki khud ko jala doge,
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Pyar kya hota hai hum nahi jante,
Zindagi ko hum apna nahi mante,
Gum itne mile ke ehsaas nahi hota,
Koi humae pyar kare ,
Aab vishwas nahi hota...


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Woh Bhi Din Tha Ek Pal Na Guzarta Tha Unka 
Hamare Siwa.


Yeh Bhi Din Hai Ek Pal Nahi Milta Unhe Hamare 
Liye..
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Jo bhi Taqdeer banata hoon, Bigar jaati hai 
Dekhte Dekhte Dunya hi Ujar jaati hai 
Meri Kashti, Tera Toofaan se Wada kya hai 
Zindagi Aur Bata Tera Iraada Kya Hai?


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Koi apna aisa hua kare, 
Jo shikayatein na gila kare, 


Jo mere liye hi saja kare, 
Jo mere liye hi bana kare, 


Mein jo rooth jaon manaye woh, 
Mein udas hoon to hansaye woh, 


Sada chupke chupke dabe qadam, 
Mere saath hi bas chala kare, 


Kabhie us se mein jo door hoon, 
Meri wapsi ki dua kare, 


Koi apna aisa hua kare, 
KOi apna aisa hua kare...


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Toota Sitara Dekh Kr… 
“Use Hum yaad ayenge” 
Kisi Se Sath Jb Choota 
“Use Hum yaad ayenge” 
Abi Toh Udd Raha Hai Wo Nye Chahat Ke Par Le Kr, 
“Use Hum yaad ayenge” 
Use Jis Per yaqeen Hai Aaj toh emaan Ki Had Tak, 
Wohi Nikla Jo Kal Jhoota… 
“Use Hum yaad ayenge”


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What is Real Love? 
So i tell u a sweet Love Story... 
Ek chidiya ko ek safed gulab se pyar ho gaya 
Usne gulab ko propose kiye. 
gulab ne jawab diya k jis din main lal ho jaunga us din tumse pyar karunga. 
Jawab sun ke chidiya gulab k pass kanto me letne lagi aur uske khun se gulab lal ho gaya. 
ye dekh ke gulab ne v usse kaha ke wo usse pyar karta hai par tab tak chidiya mar chuki thi... 
That's #TrueLove.


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Ye zindagi bhi ek saza hai,
ziska apna hi ek maza hai,
har waqt meri khuda se yahi iteza hai,
ki apko itni khushiyaa de,
aap bhi soche iski waja kya hai...
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Agar kisi k pass sub kuch ho to duniya jalti hay,
Agar kuch na ho to duniya hansti hay,


Meray paas aap k liyay sirf "DUA" hai,
Jis k liyay sari duniya tarasti hay,
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Ae zindagi bata mai tujhse kaise mohabbat karu... 
Teri har ek subah meri ummar kam kar deti hai.
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Haath mein usko kalam ka aana achchha lagta hai, 
usko bhi school ko jaana achchha lagta hai. 
bada kar diya ghardish ne waqt se pehle warna, 
sar pe kisko bojh uthana achchha lagta hai…
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Aap ki yaad aatii rahii raat bhar 
Chashm-e-nam muskuraatii rahii raat bhar 


Raat bhar dard kii shammaa jaltii rahii 
Gam kii lau tharatharaatii rahii raat bhar 


BaaNsurii kii surilii suhaanii sadaa 
Yaad ban ban ke aatii rahii raat bhar 


Yaad ke chaaNd dil men utarate rahe 
ChaaNdanii jagamaatii rahii raat bhar 


Koii dewaanaa galiyon may phirataa rahaa 
Koii aavaaz aatii rahii raat bhar


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Mai na ek sapna dheka ha 
Kissi ko apna dheka ha 
Yadon mai uss ki khoya hon 
Bda ghafil ho k soya hon 
Her pal bas mujhse kehta hai 
Is dil mai koi rehta hai 
Jis roz usko kho’unga 
Uss roz kasam se ro’unga 
Yaad to tab bhi aegi 
Aankhon ko nam kar jae gi 
Pr rone sa kiya hota hai 
Kuch kehne se kia hota hai 
Jo likha hai apni qismat men 
Hr surat wohi to hota hai


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Jab usko meri yaad ayaa karegi 
Tab vo meri gajal gungunaya karegi 
Uthkar dekhegi kabhi tasveer meri 
Phir use sine se lagaya karegi 
Jab bhi najar aayegi meri nisaniya 
Unko daman main chhupaya karegi 
Beete dino ki beeti kahani 
Chhup chhup ke geron ko btaya karegi 
Rakha hai jo usne andhre main “Prakash” 
Bhul par apni pchhtaya karegi…


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Ae Dost Itna To Yaad Kiya Hota, 
Ek Pyaar Bhara Paigaam Bhej Diya Hota, 
Kaise Jeete Hein Teri Yaad Mein, 
Ek Baar Haal To Pooch Liya Hota. 
Ek Baar Haal To Pooch Liya Hota


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Honton Pe Hansi Dekh Li Dil ke Ander Nahi Dekha, 
Aap Ne Mere Gahmon ka Samunder Nahi Dekha, 
Kitni khoob Surat Hai ye Duniya ye Dekha hai Aap Ne, 
Jee Jee ke Marney Waloh ka Manzer Nahi Dekha, 
Sheeshay ka Makaan Tu Ne Bana to Liya Hai Dost, 
Lekin waqt ke Hath ka Pather Nahi Dekha, 
Rishton ke Tootney ka Dard Tum Kya Jano, 
Wo Lamha Tum Ne Kabhi Jee Kar Nahi Dekha, 
Bhatkey Roshni ki Talash Mein Na jane Kahan Kahan, 
Afsos ke Apni Rooh ke Ander Nahi Dekha…
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Teri yadon kay sher main, main kho sa gaya hoon 
Main jab sochta hon tumhain sochta hon 
Meri manzil hai bas tu, tu hi meri manzil 
Main jab mangta hon tumhain mangta hon 
Dakhnay ko bohat kuch maray har taraf hai 
Main jab dekhta hon tumhain dekhta hon 
Mujhay kushian milain yah milain sirf gham 
Main yah zindagee teray sang chahta hon.
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Tumhari khushbu ka narm jhonka 
bohat dhere se chu k mujhko tare pahlu ma le gaya tha
our waqt ka dhara thahar gaya tha ...teri zulfo k ghanay saay 
mare seenay k raigzaro pe cha gai thi 
k jaise barso se tapte howe sehra pe ghata toot k barsi ho 
our tari khushbu ka narm jhonka mari sanso ma dhall gaya tha.
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Merhaley zabt ke dushwar howey jate hein 
ashk palkon ke liye baar howey jate hein 
kitney begana-e-iklaas hein duniya waley 
hum wafa ker k bhi gunahgar howey jate hein 
ban gaya jabr-e-mashiyat meri qismat khadim 
phool chunta hoon magar khaar howey jate hein
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Dard Ki Barish Sahi Maddham Zara Aahista Chal, 
Dil Ki Mitti Hai Abhi Tak Nam Zara Aashista Chal, 
Tere Milne Aur Phir Tere Bichhad Jane Ke Bich, 
Faasla Ruswai Ka Hai Zara Aahista Chal, 
Apne Dil Hi Mein Nahi Hai Uski Mehrumi Ki Yaad, 
Uski Aankhon Mein Bhi Hai Shabnam Zara Aahista Chal, 
Koi Hi Ho Humsafar Na Ho Khush Is Qadar, 
Ab Ke Logon Mein Wafa Hai Kam Zara Aahista Chal




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Abhi kuch bhi nahin badla, 
Bohat se saal guzrey hain, 
Bohat se waqt beeta hai, 
Meri chahat nahin beeti, 
Meri himmat nahin guzri, 
Abhi kuch bhi nahin badla, 
Abhi kuch bhi nahin badla, 
Agar chaho, 
Agar samjho, 
Meri maano, 
To laut aao… 
Abhi kuch bhi nahin badla,


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Acha hai ! 
Tum Apney Ghar Aabad raho 
Sukhi Raho, Dil Shad raho 
Wo jo ek Bandhan bandha tha 
Piyar ka Tum ne 
Us ka kuch mat Khayal karo 
Aazad ho Tum 
Aazad Raho 
Hum to Duaa kartey they so 
kartey hi Rahaingey 
Jub tak bhi ab Yaad raho 


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Maine usse ek ishara kiya 
Usne salaam likh ke bheja.Maine pucha tumhara naam kya hai? 
Usne chand likh ke bheja. 
Maine pucha tumhe kya chahiye? 
Usne saara aasmaan likh ke bheja. 
Maine pucha kab miloge? 
Usne qyamat ki sham likh ke bheja. 
Maine pucha kis se darte ho? 
Usne muhabbat ka anjaam likh ke bheja. 
Maine pucha tumhe nafrat kis se hai? 
Usne..Mera hi naam likh ke bhejaa…


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Badnaam Zamane Me Mohabbat Nahi Karte 
Dil Wale Toh Dushman Se Bhi Nafrat Nahi Karte 
Ek Baar Jise Chaha Sadaa Ussi Ke Rahe Phir 
Hum Amanat Me Qiyanat Nahi Karte 
Tanhiye Me Karte Hain Yaad Aanso Bahakar 
Zahir Phir Hum Apni Ibadat Nahi Karte 
Waqt Aane Pe Yeh Maloom Hojayega Tumhe 
Hum Sirf Dikhawe Ki mohabbat Nahi Karte 
Likhte Hain Faqat Tumhare Liye Ghazalein 
Har Shaqs Pe Hum Aisi Inayat Nahi Karte


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Dil Tod Ke Tukde Kar Diye Ussne 
Pal Bhar Bhi Iss Dil Ko Sambhalne Naa Diya Ussne 
Aanaa Hai Uss Me Bohut Yeh Batana Usse 
Woh Ab Mile Toh Haal-e-Dil Matt Sunana Usse 
Akele Kis Se Utha Hai Taluqaat Ka Bojh 
Woh Tumko Naa Yaad Rakhe Bhool Jana Usse 
Kabhi Mujhko Sath leke Kabhi Mere Sath Chalke 
Woh Badal Gaya Achanak Meri Zindagi Badalke 
Hue Jispe Tum Meharban Woh Khushnaseeb Hogi 
Meri Hasratein Toh Nikli Meri Aansoun Me Dhalke…
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Tere Honton pe Saj jaun DUAA hone ko Jee chahe 
Mera Dunya bhula kar bas Tera hone ko Jee chahe 
Yun sab k samne Athkelyan karti hai ye Tujh se 
K Mera Be-Irada hi HAWA hone ko Jee chahe 
Tu Mere Roothne per is Tarha Mujh ko Manati Hai 
Kabi to Be-Waja Tujh se Khafa hone ko Jee chahe 
Kabi Tujh se mile bin Zindagi bekaar lagti hai 
Kabi Tujh se Bicharne ko Juda hone ko Jee chahe…
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Kehna Tum se Hai,Tum Apna Khayal Rakhna, 
Pooch Lena Mujhe,Naa Mere Liye 
Dil mein Koi Sawaal Rakhna 
Main Yeh Nahi Kehta Ke Sab Kuch Yaad Rakhna, 
Jab Hum Mile Thay Bas Yaad Wo Din, 
Wo Ghadi Aur Wo Saal Rakhna 
Naa Sochna Kabhi Ke Badal Jayenge Hum, 
Hum Khawab Nahi Jo App Ki 
Aankhon Se Nikal Jaayenge 
Agar Yakeen Naa Ho To 
Mujh Se Meri Zindagi Maang Lo, 
Bichha Dena Pyar Ki Baahein,. 
Hans Kar Mar Jaayenge Hum.


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Koi zakham nahi, na koi dard hai 
bass eik khamoshi see iss dil mein hai 
kuch diya bi nahi, tho kuch koya bhi nahi 
bass eik adhoorapan iss dil mein hai 
na kuch kehnay ko hai na sune ko 
sawal bi mann may nahi, karne ko 
bhulana ko kya, koi yaad bi nahi 
bass eik baychani si iss dil mein hai kahi 
chaand say kya kahu, koi andhera bi nahi 
na din ki talaash hai, na roshni ki kami 
gham, udaasi, koi Aansoo bi nahi 
pir iss dil ko kiss cheez ki hai kami?


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Koun si Manzil Hai Kahan Aa ke Ruka hun, 
Har ek se Khud Apna Pata Pooch Raha Hun, 
Phoonkoun se Mitta hun na Mittane se Mitta hun, 
Main Waqt hun Tareeq ke Mathy pe Likha hun ” 
Aaye hain Wohi mere Ghar ko Aag lagane, 
Main Jinke Chiraagoun mein Lahoo ban ke Jala hun. 
Zindagi Zakhmoun se Bhari hai , 
Waqt ko Marham banana Seekh lo, 
Harna to hai Mout ke saamne , 
Filhaal Zindagi se Jeetna Seekh lo, 
Na jane kis ki Duwaoun ka Faiz hai Mujh Par, 
Main Doobta hun aur Dariya Uuchaal deta hai.
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Kuch loog ruth kar bhi 
Lagte hain kitne pyare 
Chup rah k bhi nazar main 
Hain pyar k isharee 
Hum un pe berukhi ka 
Ilzaam kyun lagayeen 
Un ki jafa ka aye dil 
Hum kyun bura manayeen 
Jo chayeen ab kareen woh 
Dil pe sitam hamare 
Is dil main kaise kaise 
Tufaan machal rahe hain 
Apni hi aag main hum 
Chup chaap jal rahe hain 
Hain kitne khubsurat 
Is aag k shararee