Always listen to your wife
She gives Sound Advice
99% Sound and 1% Advice.....###
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Many a man owes his success to his first wife and
his second wife to his success.....###
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Short Poem for A Wife:
She is the apple of my eye
The reason that I live,
She is all that I could wish for
My heart to her I give.....###
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LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE
and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS....###
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Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information,
Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means....###
With Idiot For Ever
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Wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
Husband: nothing
Wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
Husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting....###
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My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.....###
Than we met.....###
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Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and please so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you....###
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Message of the year....###
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life....###
Why? Very simple
A woman does not have a wife....###
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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.....###
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.....###
Husband:Wait a second
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A recently fired
stock trader said....###
“This is worse than divorce....###
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife....###
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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill ....###
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Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife....###
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Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around....###
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife.....###
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.....###
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Son: Papa what’s the difference between
mother’s tears and wife’s tears....###
Father: Mother’s tears hit your heart &
wife’s tears hit your pocket....###
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When I’m older,
I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories,
and think of the day my children were born,
the day I got married,
and the day that I met you....###
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