Fedrick Bola Sir
Ladki Badi Rangeen Hai
Gaur Farmaaiye,
Fedrick Bola Sir
Ladki Badi Rangeen Ha
Acp Pradhuman Bola
Fedrick, Ladki To Rangeen
Hai Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai
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Once Rajnikant Teaches A
Kid How To Open The Door
Without Ringing The Bell ?
..
..
..
... .
..
..
Now That Kid Is Known
As C.i.d Inspector Daya
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Nail Paint Lagaya
Jata Hai Nail Main,
.
Wah-wah..
.
Nail Paint Lagaya
Jata Hai Nail Main,
.
Acp- Ab Tum Zindagi Bhar
Sadte Rehna Jail Main.:-d
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Pakau shayaari tym !!!!
Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai
Dhamaal...??
.
.
.
Disco:- Bar mein kyu
hai Dhamaal.....?
.
.
A.C.P bola: Daya , surakshit kaale
mere baal , Vasmol ne kiya
kamaal...:P=D :D =D
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Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya..
Gor Frmaiye..
Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya...
Acp Tha Toilet Me Or
Daya Ne Darwaja Tod Diya...
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Jindagi Me Aage Badne Se Yun Na Daro,
Wah
Wah
Jindagi Me Aage Badne Se Yun Na Daro.
.
.
.
Daya Jaldi Se Us Gaadi Ka Picha Karo.
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Don't Loose Hope If You Aren't
Getting Promotion In Office.
Remember, Pradyumann Is Still
An Acp And Daya Is Still An
Inspector! And That Too,
Even After 17 Years Of Service!
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Abhijeet Bola Daya Yeh Ladki
Badi Rangeen Hai Gaur Farmaaiye,
Abhijeet Bola Daya Ladki Badi
Rangeen Ha Daya Bola Abhijeet,
Ladki Toh Rangeen Hai
Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai
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Good Morning Ke Baad Afternoon
Hua Hai, Good Morning Ke
Baad Afternoon Hua Hai,
Daya Ye Sadharan Maut
Nahi Iska Khoon Hua Hai.
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Cid Returns Raat K Pehlu
Me Chand Sitare Chaye He
Raat K Pehlu Me Chand
Sitare Chaye He Madam Darwaja
Kholiye Hum Cid Se Aye Hai.
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Ar Se Pehle Me Umeed Kyo
Chhodu Haar Se Pehle Me
Umeed Kyo Chhodu Daya Says
Salary Sabko Milti He
Darwaza Main Hi Kyo Todu??
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Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
Chaye He
Wah Wah
Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
Chaye He
Madam Darwaja Kholiye Hum
Cid Se Aaye He
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Disco Baar Me Kyu Hai
Dhamaal ? Disco Baar Me
Kyu Hai Dhamaal ?
A.c.p Bola Daya Surakshit
Kaale Mere Baal Vasmol
Ne Kiya Kamaal.
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A For Apple B For Banana,
A For Apple B For Banana
A.c.p. Ne Kaha Daya Goli
Mat Chalana.......
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
Chaye He*
-
Wah Wah
-
Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
Chaye He*
-
Madam Darwaja Kholiye Hum
Cid Sse Aaye He
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Why All Hates Cid?
Jus Check It.
Lady: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Daya: Kya ?? Rahul Tumhara Bhai
Tha ??
.
Lady: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Abhijeet: Rahul Sach Me Tumhara
Bhai Tha ??
Lady: Ha Sir...wo Mera Bhai Tha
.
Acp: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum
Rahul Ki Behen Ho ....:P
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Cid Ne Sony Se Naata
Jod Liya... Cid Ne
Sony Se Naata Jod Liya...
Jis Room Me Mana Raha
Tha Abhijeet Suhagraat,
Daya Ne Uska Darwaja
Bhi Tod Diya!!!
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Lady: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Daya: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
Lady: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Abhijeet: Rahul Sach Me Tumhara
Bhai Tha???
Lady: Ha Sir...wo Mera Bhai Tha
Acp: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul
Ki Behen Ho .... :P
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Tumhari Biwi Ki Bahen
Tumhari Sali He
Wah Wa
Tumhari Biwi Ki
Bahen Tumhari Sali He
Wah Wa
Acp Says: Daya Ye Pistol
To Khali Hai.
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Swimming Pool Mein
Paani Bohot Gehra Hai
Daya Says- "Sir Lagta
Hai Yeh Aadmi Iss Hotel Mein
Kisi Dusre Naam Se Thehra Hai."
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Cricket Ke Saare
Ball Catch Hue...
Cricket Ke Saare
Ball Catch Hue...
Fredricks Kya
Fingerprints Match Hue?
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Kutte, Kamine..
Mai Tujhe Nahi Chodunga
Wah Wah! Wah Wah
Kutte Kamine
Mai Tujhe Nahi Chodunga
Daya Bola Sir Ye Mahine
Pagar Kam Mili,
Mai Darwaza Nahi Todunga..
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Letest For Cid Fans,
A For Apple
B For Banana Wah Wah!
A For Apple
B For Banana
Kuch Bhi Ho Jaye
Daya Goli Mat Chalana.
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Kaun Hai Wo Aadmi
Jisne Yeh Harkat Ki.....
.
.
.
Kaun Hai Wo Aadmi
Jisne Yeh Harkat Ki.....
...
.
.
Daya Pata Lagao Ki Yeh
Bandook Ki Goliyan Kisne Khatam Ki.....
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Na Bandook Se Maaro,
Na Bomb Se Maaro....
Waah... Waah...
Na Bandook Se Maaro,
Na Bomb Se Maaro....
.
.
.
.
.
Daya, Is Ghar Ka
Chappa Chappa Chaan Maro....
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