Collection of funny mobile phone sms 2016

• TechAr: Student Se LofAr
• Aur Offer Me KyA AntAr HAi,
• Student: Agr LAdkA I Love
• U Bole To LofAr, Aur Agr
• LAdki Bole To Offer....@@@
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• DevdAs Ki TArAh JAAn MAt Do
• YAAro....???....??? PyAr Ko LAAt MAAro
• YAAro....???....??? Meri BAAt MAAno YAAro,
• NA ChAndrAmukhi NA PAAro....???....???
• Roz RAAt Ek Kingfisher MAAro,
• Aur ChAin Se Zndgi GuzAAro....???....???....@@@
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• Ek WAqt ThA JAb AApke Msg Aise
• AAte ThAy, JAise Kisi Ne AAp
• Ke SAr Pe Pistol RAkhi Hui HAi,
• Aur AAp Se Sms KArwA RAhA HAi....???....???
• MAgAr Ab To LAgtA HAi Kisi
• Ne AAp Ko Goli Hi MAAr Di HAi....@@@
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• KyA HAlAt Ho GAyi HAi ZAmAne
• Ki, SAb Ki AAdAt Ho GAyi HAi
• PAise BAchAne Ki....???....??? Sms To CompAny
• Ne KAb Ke SAste KAr Diye,
• PAr FitrAt NAhi BAdli
• TumhAri ChillAr BAchAne Ki....???....???
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• RAj In Hotel, MAi YAhA NAhi
• RAhungA Mere PAise WApAs
• KAro....???....??? ItnA ChotA Room Mujhe
• JAnwAr SAmjhA HAi KyA....???....????
• WAiter: Mere BAAp, Room Me
• ChAl Ye Lift HAi....???....???....@@@
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• BetA: PApA Ye Sms Kisi Kehte
• HAin, Aur Ye Kis Ke KAAm
• AAtA HAi?
• PApA: BetA Ye Vip Log Bhejte
• HAin Aur KAnjoos Logo Ke
• PAdhne Ke KAAm AAtA HAi....???....@@@
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• Ek AAdmi God Se: Tune BAchpAn
• DiyA Cheen LiyA, JAwAni DiyA
• Cheen Le, PAise Diye WApis Le
• Liye, Ek Biwi Bhi
• De HAi LenA Bhul GyA KyA....???....???....????
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• Dost Ruthe To RAb Ruthe,
• Fir Ruthe To JAg Chute,
• Aur Agr Fir Ruthe To....???....???....???
• UtAAr ChppAl MAAr SAAle Ko
• JAb TAk Ke ChAppAl NA Toote....@@@
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• Girlfriend Or Boyfriend Ke
• Ek He School Me SAth PAdhne
• Se KyA FAydA HotA HAi....????
• Socho....???....??? Aur Socho....???....???
• Ans: AttendAnce 100% HotA HAi....???
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• PrincipAl: ClAss Ke SAAre BAcche
• Time Se AA JAAte HAi But Tum
• Roz LAte AAte Ho Kyu....???....????
• Student: Sir , Jhund Me To Kutte
• AAte HAi, SHER
• To HumesA AkelA He AAtA HAi....???....???....@@@
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• In ExAm TeAcher SAid: Write Ur
• Lovers NAme On PAper
• After 5 Sec All Girls SAid:
• Finished MAdAm After 1 Hour All
• Boys SAid: ExtrA Sheet Plzzz
• Thoko Like Boys K Liye
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• Pehli NAzAr Mein LAgA Wo
• Mere HAi, AAnkhe Uske Jheel
• Se GehAri HAi, PArpose KAr
• KAr Ke TAhAk GAyA, TAb JAAke
• JAAnA Ke Woh BehAri HAi....???....???....???....@@@
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• BetA: MAA Hum DiwAli Ke SAre
• PAthke Is DukAAn Se Lenge....???....???
• MAA: BetA Ye DukAAn Nhi
• Girls Hostel HAi....???....???
• Boy: PAr PApA To KehtA HAi
• YAhA Ek Se Ek PAtAkhe HAi....???....???....@@@
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• Ek KAbutAr Behosh Ho GAyA,
• Admi Ne Use GhAr Le JA
• KAr Pinjre Me RAkhA,
• KAbutAr Ko Hosh AiyA To
• BolA "AAilA JAil"....@@@ Woh
• CAr WAlA MAr GAyA KyA??
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• AAnkhon Me AAnsu AA JAAte
• HAin, Fir Bhi LAbon Pe HAnsi
• RAkne PAdhte HAi, Ye HAAl
• TAb HotA HAi JAb LAmbe SAfAr
• Me SUSU Rokne PAdhtA HAi....???....@@@
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• DulhA RomAntic AndAz Me
• BolA MAy I Kiss U DArling ?
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• DulhAn ShArmAtAe Hue Boli
• Humne To KAbhi GAiro Ko Bhi
• MAnAA NAi KiyA,
• AAp Toh Fir Bhi Apne Ho....???....???
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• Ek ShAdi Me Ek LAdkA 1 LAdki Ko,
• BAhut DhyAn Se Dekh RhA ThA....???
• Girl: Impress HokAr Kyo Dekh
• Rhe Ho Itni Der Se....???....???
• Boy: I WAs Thinking AgAr AAp
• Meri Mummy Hoti To,
• MAi Bhi KitnA SundAr HotA....???
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• RAm: AgAr TumhAre PAs 15 Apple
• HAi, Usme Se 6 AArti Ko 4
• PriyA Ko Aur 4 TAnu Ko De Do
• To Tumhe KyA Milenge,
• ShyAm: 3 New Girl Friend....???....???
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• HusbAnd: KAl Mere KhAwAb MAin
• Ek LArki Aye Thi....??? WAh....@@@ KyA
• LArki Thi....@@@
• Wife: Akeli Ayee Hogi?
• HusbAnd: Tum Ko Kese PAtA?
• Wife: UskA HusbAnd Mere
• KhAwAb MAin AyA ThA....@@@
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• Khusi Ke Liye AAnsou KurbAAn,
• HAnsi Ke Liye Gum KurbAAn,
• Dost Ke Liye JAAn KurbAAn,
• Agr Dost Ke Girlfend Mil JAAye,
• To SAAlA Dosti Bhi KurbAAn....@@@....@@@
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• Koi New Msg HAi KyA, AgAr H
• To Us PAr DAbur Honey LAgA K,
• Din Me Do BAr ChAAto, Kyuki
• Send To KAroge NAhi....??? KAm
• Se KAm Thodi SehAt To BAnegi....???
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• If U Cry On Seeing The
• Question PAper, It Is
• An Insult But If TeAcher
• Cries On Seeing Ur Answer
• PAper, It Is Ur Achievement....???
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• A MAn In Hell Asked Devil
• CAn I MAke A CAll To My
• Wife....???....???? After MAking CAll
• He Asked How Much To PAy....???....???
• Devil, Nothing
• Hell To Hell Is Free....???....???....@@@
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• Frnds Are Like PriyA Gold
• Biscuit, HAq Se MAAngo....???....???
• Girlfrnds Are Like Pepsi,
• Ye Dil MAAnge More....???....???
• Wife Is Like A Medicine,
• BAs Ek Hi KAAfi HAi....???....???....@@@
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• Do U Know The MeAning
• Of Wife....???....????
• It MeAns Without InformAtion
• Fighting Everytime....???....???....@@@
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• ShAAm Hote He Ye Dil UdAAs
• HotA HAi, Toote KhAwbo Ke
• SiwA Kuch NA PAAs HotA HAi,
• TumhAri YAAd Aise WAqt
• BAhut AAte HAi, JAb BAndAr
• Koi AAs PAAs HotA HAi....???....???....@@@
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• Apne Mobile Ko FAcewAsh
• LAgkAr GArm PAni Se
• DhokAr Kumkum Aur ChAwAl
• LAgkAr MAndir MAin ChAdA
• Do Kyuki Sms To AAp
• KArte Nhi To PujA KAro....???
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• Tu Ek BAAr Roothi To MAnAenge
• Tu DubArA Roothi To Phir
• MAnAenge Agr Fir Roothi Fir
• MAnAenge, Agr Tu BAAr BAAr
• Roothi To KAAn Ke Neeche 2
• LAgAenge, Aur Tujhse
• Milne SAb HospitAl AAyenge....???....???....???....???....@@@
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• Ek AAdmi MedicAl Shop PAr
• Zeher Lene GyA....???....???....???
• AAdmi: Ek ZehAr Ki Bottle DenA
• DukAndAr: BinA PArchi K
• ZehAr Nhi Mil SktA....???
• AAdmi Ne ShAdi KA CArd DikhAyA....???....???
• DukAndAr: BAs Kr PAgle, RulAyegA
• KyA? BAdi Bottle Du YA Chhoti?
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• SunA HAi AApki Ek MuskAn
• Pr Hr Koi MArtA HAi, ZArA
• Time NikAAl Ke AAyiye To....???
• Ek ChuhA MArwAnA HAi....??? BAhut
• Din Se PAreshAn KAr RAkhA HAi....???
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• Hello Dosto....???....???
• NiyAm AnusAr KAbhi Bhi LAgAtAr
• 30 Dino TAk Apni Sim Se Sms
• Nhi Kroge To Apki Sim Ki SewAien
• RAdd KAr Di JAyegi....??? Sms KArne
• WAle GrAhAko K Liye Ye MAnyA NAhi....???
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• MArne K BAAd HAmAre NAsib
• Me JAnnAt Ho NA Ho, Ye FizA
• Ye HAwA Ho NA Ho Are YAr....???....???
• JindA H TAb TAk To Sms Bejo
• KyA PAtA HAmAri KAbAr Me
• Network Ho NA Ho Kucch To Kro?
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• ('....???') Lo Ji
• <)'(> Arz
• _/'/_ KiyA HAi....???
• DuniA Mein BAhut
• DArd E TAnhAi HAi
• \('',)/''WAh
• \ \ WAh
• _/ \_ WAh
• ZAlimo Tum B Msg Kro
• Meri KyA Muft Ki KAmAi HAi....???
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• Chuhe KA ChehrA SuhAAnA
• LAgtA HAi, ChuhiyA KA To
• Dil DeewAnA LAgtA HAi, PAl
• BhAr MAin KAise KutArte
• HAi KApde, Ab To HAr
• KApdAA PurAnA LAgtA HAi....???....@@@
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• BhAiyo Sochne Ke BAAt HAi,
• Agr AAj HumArA Desh AAzAd
• Nhi HotA To, To Kuch Nhi
• BhAi Angrez Bhi Yehi Hote
• Aur, Hum Bhi Kise Goore
• MAdAm Ke AAshiq Hote....???....???....???....@@@
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• MAster Jee Bole BAchho Se
• Koi Ashiqi WAlA Sher SunAoo....???....???
• Student: KuttA MArtA HAdee Pe
• BhukAA MArtA Roti Pe....???....???
• MAster Jee AAp Ke Do LAdkiyA
• PAr MAin To MArtA Chooti Pe....@@@
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• Jb Hme Neend AAti H, Or Nindo
• Me KhwAb AAte H, Tb KwAbo
• Me AAp, Sirf AAp AAte H,
• Pr Jb Apke SAth Apke BAAp
• AAte H, Tb NA To Neend AAti
• H Or NA Hi KhwAb AAte H....???
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• A MAn Got A CAll From Unknown
• Number....???....???
• Girl: Hi, R U Single ?
• MAn: Yes, But Who R U ?
• Ans: Your Wife....???....???
• AAj GhAr AAnA TAb BAtAoogi....???....???
• Another CAll From Unknown Number....???....???
• Girl: R U MArried ?
• MAn: Yes, But Who R U ?
• Girl: Your Girlfriend, U CheAt....???....???
• MAn: sorry BAby, I Thought It
• WAs My Wife....???....???
• Ans: wife Hi Hoon Kutte,
• AAj Tu BAs GhAr AAjA
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• A CompAny Employee Went To
• Toilet....??? As Soon As He SAt On
• The SeAt, On The Front WAll
• This WAs Written: HAd You Put
• The SAme Pressure At Work,
• CompAny's TArgets Would HAve
• Been Achieved TodAy....???....???
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• BAnAne WAle Ne Ek Dost
• Mere Liye BAnAyA, Jise
• AAp Ke Roop MAin MAine
• PAAyA, Jo Mere Dil MAin
• AisA SAmAyA, JAise PorAni
• HAveli MAin Bhoot KA SAAyA....@@@
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• Beeti Hui ZindAgi Ke BAs
• Itni Se KAhAni HAi, Kuch
• Khud BArbAAd Hue, Kuch
• WhAtsAAp Aur Kuch FAcebook
• Ke MehArbAni HAi....???....???....@@@
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• Aunty SAid To My Mom
• Meri LAdki BtA Rhi Thi K
• TmhArA LAdkA RAAt 2-3 Bje
• Tk FAcebook Use KArtA HAi
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• My Mom Simply SAid, AApki
• LAdki Ko KAise PtA ? RAAt
• 2 Bje Use SApne AAte HAi....???....???
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• Mujhe Sms Pe Sms KAro
• Aur Jeeto, 10 LAkh Ki
• CAr KA Photo, 29 Inch Tv
• KA Box UsA JAnAy WAlAy
• JAhAz Ko Bye Bye KArne
• KA MAuqA, Mere SAAth
• Dinner Wo Bhi AApke GhAr....???....???
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• Ek GAdhA 2 Feet Ki RAssi
• Se BndhA HuA ThA, BAtAo
• Wo 7 Feet Door Pri GhAAs
• Kese KhAye GA? HAAr MAAn Li ?
• GAdhAy Ne Bhi MAAn Li Thi....???
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• JAb Tumhe Dekho MerA Dil
• StArt Flying, Tumse BAAt
• KAren Ko I Keep Trying,
• JAb Tum Door JAo I Feel
• Like Crying, Are ItnA
• Tension MAt Le I WAs Lying....@@@
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• AlwAys Keep Ur Lovers
• Photo In Ur Purse....???....???
• Whenever U Are In Big
• Trouble, See The Photo....???....???
• U'll Feel No Problem
• Bigger ThAn ThAt....???....???....@@@
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• UnderstAnding A Girl Is
• Like....???....??? DownloAding A 1GB
• File With 2KBPS Speed....???....???
• And,
• When U HAve DownloAded
• 95%....???....??? U'll Get An Error....???....???....@@@
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• WhAt Is Difference Between
• GhAzAl And Lecture....???....????
• Every Word Spoken By Others
• Wife Is GhAzAl....???....???
• And,
• Every Word Spoken By
• Own Wife Is Lecture....???....???....@@@
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• NepAli: SAAb Ye ShAAm Singh KA
• Mobile KAhA MilegA?
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• SAlesmAn: PAtA NAhi
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• NepAli: SAAb Ji Tv Me Ad To
• Isi DukAn KA HAi....???
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• SAlesmAn: Abey SAley Ye
• ShAm Singh NAhi, SAmsung HAi....@@@
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• My Pillow Is My Best HAir
• Styler....???....???
• Every Morning I WAke Up
• With A New HAirstyle....@@@....@@@....@@@
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• Yun To HAAm HAin BAl
• BrAhAmchAri, ZAhA LArki
• Dekhi AAkh MAri, PAt
• GAi To HAmAri, WArnA Fir
• Se BAl BrAmhchAri....???
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• HusbAnd Apni SAAs Se:
• Apki Beti Mein To
• HAzAron KAmiyAn HAin....???
• SAAs: HAAn BetA,
• Isi VAjAh Se To Use
• AchchA LAdkA NAhi MilA....???....???
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• TeAchAr: BAtAo AisA KAun SA
• JAgh HAi Jise BAnAtA To HAi
• AAdmi Leki WAh WAhAn NAhi JAtA
• RupAm: Sir, LAdis Toilet
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• AAnkhe Hirni JAisi, ChAAl
• NAgin JAisi, Morni JAisi
• GArdAn HAi Teri....@@@ Ye To
• BAtA TumhAre AndAr
• InsAno WAli KyA BAAt HAi....???
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