- Hey Friend Remember ThAt
- Without Stupidity There
- CAn Be No Wisdom & Without
- UgLiness There CAn Be No
- BeAuty So The WorLd Needs
- You After ALL.....!!!
- `
- #######################
- FLowers Dies
- Stories Ends
- Songs FAdes
- Memories R Forgotten
- ALL Things Comes 2 End
- But PeopLe Like U ALwAys RemAin 4ever
- B’Coz Ghosts Never Die...@@...@@...@@...@@
- `
- #######################
- GALiLeo: GreAt Mind...@@
- Einstein: Genius Mind...@@
- Newton: ExtrA-ordinAry Mind...@@
- BiLL GAtes: BriLLiAnt Mind...@@
- You: Never Mind...@@
- `
- #######################
- In 3 WAys U CAn BreAk D Mirror
- 1...@@ Throw Stone At D Mirror
- 2...@@ Throw The Mirror On D FLoor...@@
- 3...@@ StAnd In Front Of D Mirror
- And SmiLe By Showing Ur Teeth…...@@:d
- `
- #######################
- KyA AndAz HAi,
- KyA JALwA HAi,
- KyA StAyLe HAi
- Aur KyA SmiLe HAi,
- Sms To KArte NAhi
- Aur GArv Se KAhte Ho
- Mere PAAs MobiLe HAi...@@
- `
- #######################
- Ek AAp Ho
- Kitne AChChe Ho,
- Kitne BhoLe Ho,
- Kitne PyAAre Ho,
- Kitne SmArt Ho,
- Kitne Sweet Ho...@@
- Aur Ek Hum Ki Jhooth
- Pe Jhooth BoLte JA RAhe HAi...@@
- `
- #######################
- Andhe Ke HAAth Me
- "TroCh"
- BAhre Ke HAAth Me
- "Redio"
- Gunge Ke HAAth Me
- "Mike"
- Aur AApk HAAth Me
- "MobiLe"
- WAh WAh WAh WAh WAh WAh
- KyA JAnAnA AAyA HAi...@@
- `
- #######################
- Mere MArne Ke BAAd Aye
- Dost AAnsu MAt BAhAn...@@...@@...@@
- AgAr YAAd AAye Meri To
- Seedhe UpAr ChALe AAnAA...@@...@@...@@
- AgAr WAhA MAi NA Dikhu
- To SAmAjh Le Tu NArAk Me HAi...@@
- `
- ######################
- Tujhe Dekhne Se DiL Mein UtAr JAti
- HAi, Mujhe HAr ChehrA Pe
- Tu Hi NAzAr AAti HAi, Ab KyA
- Tere Chehre KA TArif KAroo
- Mujhe To Tu BAndAr NAzAr AAti HAi...@@
- `
- #######################
- FizAAo K BAdALne KA IntzAAr NAhi
- KArte AAndhiyo K Rukne KA IntzAAr
- NAhi KArte JAb YAAd AAti HAi,
- Msg KAr Dete HAi Hum KAnjusho
- Ke Msg KA IntzAAr NAhi KArte...@@
- `
- #######################
- AAp KA GAdhA AAp Se Rooth GAyA,
- JAA Ke NAdi Me Kood GAyA,
- Doobte Hue BoLA Ab Aur
- Dukh NAhi SAhenge, Ek
- Hi GhAr Me Do Do NAhi RAhenge...@@
- `
- #######################
- Ek PAL Mujhse Dur Tum Hote Nhi
- Ho, Mujhse HAmeshA Lipte
- Hote Ho, Aur KyA TArif
- KArun AApki Itne KAnjus
- Ho Ke Meri KhAte Hi RAhte Ho...@@
- `
- #######################
- GAdhA Jo KhAye Wo GhAs Ho
- Tum, Buddhe KA ChyAwAnprAsh
- Ho Tum, Idiot Stupid
- BAkwAs Ho Tum, PAr Jo Bhi
- Ho YAr, Dost JhAkAAs Ho Tum
- `
- #######################
- Yeh Sms Jin KhubsurAt Logo Ko
- MiLtA HAi, Woh 5 SeC BAAd
- Behosh Ho JAte HAin,
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
- Nhi Behosh Hue NA, KhubsusAt
- Hote To Behosh Hote NA...@@
- `
- #######################
- GAzAb TerA NAkhre AjAb TerA
- StyLe HAi, NAAk PoChne Ki TAmiz
- NAhi HAth Me MobiLe HAi
- BeshArmi Ki HAd To Dekho Sms
- PAd Ke Bhi Chehre Pe SmiLe HAi...@@
- `
- #######################
- Not Every FLower CAn Represent
- Love But Roses Did It...@@ Not Every
- Tree CAn StAnd Thirst, But CACtus
- Did It, Not Every Monkey CAn ReAd
- Sms But Hey You Just Did It.....!!! Enjoy
- Your DAy, And Dont Forget To SmiLe.....!!!
- `
- #######################
- ThAndi ThAndi HAwA ChALi, MAusAm
- HuA SuhAnA WAh WAh ThAndi
- ThAndi HAwA ChALi, MAusAm HuA
- SuhAnA, Ab BAndAr V Sms PAdhne
- LAge, KitnA EduCAted HuA ZAmAnA
- `
- #######################
- Ek BACChA Roz SChooL Se BhAAg KAr
- TrAffiC SingAL Pe Bhik MAngne
- JAtA ThA, EsA KAr KAr Ke Usne
- BAhut PAise KAmAAye, Un PAiso
- Se Usne Ek MobiLe LiyA,
- TAqdeer Dekho AAj Vo HArAmkhor
- Apni Hi Story Khud PAd RAhA HAi...@@
- `
- #######################
- Tu ChAnd MAnge Me ChAnd Dedu,
- Tu RAAt MAnge Me RAAt Dedu,
- Tu DiL MAnge Me DiL Dedu,
- Tu JAAn MAnge...@@...@@ BAs YAAr Bhik
- MAngne Ki Bhi Ek Limit Hoti HAi.....!!!
- `
- #######################
- SurAj Se AChA SitArA Koi NAhi,
- JAisA HAi RishtA HAmArA Koi
- NAhi, ChAAhe SAAri DuniyA Mein
- Dhund Lo, Mujh JAisA PyArA
- Aur AAp JAisA AwArA Koi NAhi...@@
- `
- #######################
- Phone Ke Riste BAde Ajeeb Hote
- HAi, BALAnCe RAkhkAr Bhi Log
- Ajeeb Hote HAi, Khud To Msg
- KArte NAhi, Muft Ke Msg PAdne
- Ke Kitne Soqin Hote HAi...@@...@@
- `
- #######################
- AApki Ik Cheez HAme BAhut
- PAsAnd HAi, AAp JAb B Koi
- KAm KArte Ho To DiL LAgA
- KAr KArte Ho, Kiyon Ki
- DimAAg To AApke PAs HAi NAhi...@@
- `
- #######################
- I Found ALLAdin's LAmp, I
- Asked Him To InCreAse Ur
- BrAin Ten Times More...@@...@@ He
- LAughed And ToLd, MuLtipLiCAtion
- Does Not AppLy On Zero...@@...@@.....!!!'
- `
- #######################
- BAbA Ji KA MeLA LAgA HAi
- HAridwAr Mein...@@ PrAshAd Mein
- ReChArge Coupon Diye JAyenge...@@
- Kisi Aur Ko MAt BAtAnA...@@ Ye
- SMS Sirf ChunindA BhikhAriyon
- Ko Bheje JA RAhA HAi...@@...@@
- `
- #######################
- If I Ever Go For A BrAin
- TrAnspLAnt, I WouLd Like
- To Use Ur BrAin...@@...@@ Its Not
- BeCAuse U Are A Genius, I
- WouLd OnLy Like A BrAin
- ThAt HAs Never Been Used.....!!!
- `
- #######################
- Tu ChAnd MAnge Me ChAnd Dedu,
- Tu RAAt MAnge Me RAAt Dedu,
- Tu DiL MAnge Me DiL Dedu,
- Tu JAAn MAnge BAs YAAr Bhik
- MAngne Ki Bhi Ek Limit Hoti HAi...@@...@@
- `
- #######################
- Hum DuA KArte HAin KhudA Se,
- Ki Wo AAp JAisA Dost Aur
- NA BAnAye, Ek CArtoon JAisi
- Cheez HAi HumAre PAAs, KAhin
- Wo Bhi Common NA Ho JAye.....!!!
- `
- #######################
- Wo SubAh KA ALArm Wo PAni
- Ki ThAndk Wo ShAmpu Ki BotAL
- Wo LiriL Ki TAzgi Wo NAyA
- KApdo KA Sukun Tum KyA JAno
- Ye To Roz NAhAne WALe Hi JAne.....!!!
- `
- #######################
- DifferenCe Between IgnorAnCe
- And SeLf ControL...@@...@@?
- When U See Mirror And U Dont
- LAugh At UrseLf,
- ThAt Is IgnorAnCe...@@...@@
- And When I Look At You And I
- Dont LAugh,
- ThAts CALLed SeLf ControL...@@...@@.....!!!
- `
- #######################
- MehArbAn KAdArdAn Dekhiye
- Mere SMS KA KAmAAL GhAnti
- BAjAgi, BAndAr AAyegA MobiLe
- UthAyegA, SMS PAdhegA
- MuskurAegA, Ab Forword KAr
- Ke HoshiyAri DekhiyegA...@@.....!!!.....!!!
- `
- #######################
- FizAo Me Tum Ho, GhAtAo Me
- Tum Ho, HAwAo Me Tum Ho, BAhAro
- Me Tum Ho, Dhoop Me Tum Ho,
- ChAoon Me Tum Ho,
- Ab Tum Hi BAtAo Mere SAnAm,
- KyA Tum Kisi Bhoot Se KAm Ho...@@.....!!!
- `
- #######################
- MehArbAn KAdArdAn Dekhiye
- MerA Sms KA KAmAL, GhAnti
- BAjegi BAndAr NAChegA,
- MobiLe UthAyegA Sms PAdhegA
- MuskurAyegA Ab BAndAr RepLy
- KArne KA HosiyAri DikhAigA...@@
- `
- #######################
- ChAnd Ko Gurur HAi K
- Uske PAss Noor HAi, To
- KyA HuA, Mujhe Bhi Gurur
- HAi Ke MerA Sms PAdhne
- WALA Ek LAngoor HAi...@@
- `
- #######################
- Jb Tum HAsti Ho To LAgtA He
- Ki InsAAn PAhLe BAndAr HogA
- Dekho GussA MAt HonA Qki Jb
- Tum GussA Hoti Ho To LAgtA He
- Ki InsAAn AAj V BAndAr He...@@
- `
- #######################
- KhudA Bohot MehrbAn He Ki
- Usne Dosto Ki Koi QeemAt
- Nhi RAkhi VrnA Hm Ap Jse
- Dost Ki QeemAt Kese AdA
- Krte Qki ChAwAnni
- AthhAni Ab KAhA ChLti He...@@
- `
- #######################
- ChAnd Ko Gurur HAi K
- Uske PAss Noor HAi, To
- KyA HuA, Mujhe Bhi Gurur
- HAi Ke MerA Sms PAdhne
- WALA Ek LAngoor HAi...@@
- `
- #######################
- Apun Dono KA Dosti 1 Dum
- JhAkz HonA MAngtA HAi,
- JhAkz BoLe To, Apun HirA
- To Tu Moti, Apun SAbji To
- Tu Roti, Apun PAni To Tu
- TAnki, Apun TArzAn To Tu Monkey...@@
- `
- #######################
- If I WAs An Artist,
- You WouLd Be My PiCture.....!!!
- If I WAs A Poet,
- You WouLd Be My InspirAtion.....!!!
- If I WAs An Author You WouLd
- Be My Story.....!!!
- But I'm OnLy A CArtoonist.....!!!
- `
- #######################
- Rose Is LAL, Sky Is NeeLA,
- Your BrAin Is Like KhALi PAtiLA,
- BurA MAAn Gye Ok
- Rose Is Red, WAter Is CooL,
- I M SmArt But U R FooL
- Lo ThodA Or BurA MAAn Lo...@@...@@
- `
- #######################
- CAn U Guess...@@...@@?
- Why Did God CreAte U
- Before Me...@@...@@? ThAts...@@...@@ BCoz
- He WAnted To CreAte
- A SAmpLe Before CreAting
- A "MAster-PieCe"
- `
- #######################
- Apki KAhAni Meri JubAni:-
- Apke PAs DimAg HAi,
- ChALtA NAhi ALAg BAAt HAi...@@
- AAp SmArt Ho,
- Koi MAntA NAhi ALAg BAAt HAi...@@
- AAp ShAreef Ho,
- LAgte NAhi ALAg BAAt HAi...@@
- KAfi IjjAt He AApki,
- Koi KrtA Nhi ALAg BAAt HAi,
- Itni BeijAti Ho RAhi He Apki
- Fir B Msg PAdh RAhe Ho,
- KyA BAAt HAi...@@...@@
- `
- #######################
- Sms KArne MAin KitnA MAzA
- AAtA HAi, Lekin DiL GhAbrAtA
- HAi Kyunki BALAnCe JAtA HAi,
- Lekin AsAL MAzA TAb AAtA
- HAi JAb KAnjoos Loogon Se
- Sms KA JAwAb AAtA HAi...@@
- `
- #######################
- AAp KyA JAno Hum Apko KitnA
- YAAd KArte HAi, HAr PAL
- AApki FAryAd KArte HAi, Roz
- KhAt Likhte HAi CArtoon
- Network Ko, AAp Ko DikhAne
- Ki MAng KArte HAi...@@
- `
- #######################
- CongrAtuLAtions Sms NA KArne
- PAr AApko MBA Ki Degree Di
- JAti HAi, MBA BoLe To
- MembAr Of BhikAri
- AssoCiAtion HAsso MAt...@@
- `
- #######################
- MerA Nuber ChAnge Ho GAyA HAi
- ...@@
- ...@@
- ...@@
- ...@@
- ...@@
- ...@@
- ...@@
- ...@@
- ...@@
- ...@@
- AgAr Tujhe Meri PurAni ChApAL
- ChAhiye Ho To LejA ShArmA MAt
- PAgAL Tu Toh JigAr HAi ApnA
- `
- #######################
- ChALA JA Msg Tu BAn Ke
- GuLAb, Hogi SAChhi Dosti
- To AAyegA JAwAb, AgAr
- NA AAye JAwAb To MAt HonA
- UdAAs, SAmjh LenA BArtAn
- MAAnj RAhe Honge JAnAb...@@
- `
- #######################
- GAdhA Jo KhAAye Wo GhAAs
- Ho Tum, Buddhe KA ChyAwAnprAAsh
- Ho Tum, Idiot, Stupid,
- BAkwAAs Ho Tum, PAr Jo Bhi Ho.....!!!
- YAAr.....!!! Dost JhAkAAs Ho Tum...@@...@@.....!!!.....!!!.....!!!
- `
- #######################
- TAtA NAno CAr
- ,,__...@@-"""""^-...@@___
- "---@----@---'
- Bhej RAhA Hu...@@...@@
- Oho.....!!! Chehre Pe SmiLe To
- Dekho...@@...@@ Gift NAhi HAi...@@
- ServiCeing KAr K WApAs
- Kr DenA...@@
- `
- #######################
- RoCking
- 1...@@SAA
- 2...@@Re
- 3...@@GA
- 4...@@MAA
- 5...@@PAA
- 6...@@DhA
- 7...@@Nee
- 8...@@SAA
- Khud Ko PehChAn Ne K Liye
- KripyA 3 Aur 6 Firse DohrAYe...@@
- `
- #######################
- I ChAsed Love
- I Found Friendship,
- I ChAsed Desires
- I Found Hopes,
- I ChAsed ReALity
- I Found DreAms,
- I ChAsed A Monkey And
- I Found U...@@
- `
- #######################
- MAusAm ShAbAb KA,
- NAshA ShrAb KA,
- PArdA JAnAb KA,
- Or Rung GuLAb KA,
- In SAbse HAseen
- In SAbse LAjwAb Dekho
- Sms PAdne WALA,
- ...@@
- ...@@
- MendAk TALAb KA...@@
- `
- #######################
- SCientifiC Question For U...@@...@@
- How Does BLood ReACh Ur BrAin
- SimpLe
- DireCtion Of Liquid Is ALwAys
- TowArds The Empty SpACe...@@
- `
- #######################
- ('...@@') ('...@@')
- .....!!! .....!!! .....!!! .....!!!
- Dono Zid KAr RAhe The K
- Bhoot DekhnA H...@@
- MAine Apke PAss Bhej
- DiA HAi ThodA SA DrA
- DenA Ye Khush Ho JAyenge...@@...@@
- `
- #######################
- DiL Se Msg KArnewALe
- DiLdAr Hote He.....!!!
- ShAn Se Msg KArnewALe
- ShAndAr Hote He.....!!!
- JAAn Se Msg KArnewALe
- JAAndAr Hote Hote He.....!!!
- KAAm Se Msg KArnewALe
- KAAmChor Hote He.....!!!
- `
- #######################
- A CAmeL, Cow & Monkey Are DisCusing
- Who Is The Best ???
- CAmeL: I CAn CArry HeAvy LoAds.....!!!
- Cow: I Give MiLk.....!!!
- ...@@
- ...@@
- ...@@
- Monkey:
- KuCh To BoL
- Teri IzzAt KA SAwAL HAi...@@
- `
- #######################
- PAtte Gir SAkte HAin PeAd
- NAhi, SurAj Doob SAktA HAi
- AAsmAn NAhi, DhArti Sookh
- SAktA HAi DAryAA NAhi, DuniyA
- SudhAr SAkti HAi PAr AAp NAhi...@@.....!!!
- `
- #######################
- MobiLe Ek MAndir HAi,
- Sim CArd UskA DevAtA,
- CALL KArne WALA PujAri,
- Sms Bhejne WALA DAni,
- PAdhAne WALA BhAkt,
- RepLy NA KArne WALA BhikhAri...@@
- `
- #######################
- U Hv Cute Eyes
- U Hv Sweet Nose
- U Hv SmArt Look
- U Hv ShArp BrAin
- ??
- ??
- ??
- ??
- ??
- Ohh Shit .....!!!.....!!!.....!!!.....!!!
- Fir Se GALAt Number Pe Send Ho GAyA ...@@
- `
- #######################
- PyArA SA Koi SAndesh
- Bhej Do PyAr KA SACChA
- Updesh Bhej Do AgAr PyAr
- Ko 1 Sms NA Bhej SAko
- To SubAh UthkAr Kisi Ko
- ApnA MobiLe BeCh Do...@@
- `
- #######################
- A Very Good News For You...@@...@@...@@
- VodAfone KA KuttA MArgAyA...@@
- So There Is A VACAnCy For
- You, For More InformAtion
- DiAL 123 & SAy "Bhow Bhow"...@@...@@...@@:-p
- `
- #######################
- U R One Of D Cutest Persons
- In This WorLd.....!!!.....!!!
- Just A SeCond, Don't
- MisunderstAnd Me...@@
- Cute MeAns:
- CreAting
- UseLess
- TroubLes
- Everywhere...@@...@@
- `
- #######################
- HospitAL AttendenCe:
- LAngdA
- Present Sir,
- KAnA
- Present Sir
- AndhA Present Sir,
- MentAL
- MentAL
- BetA Sms BAAd Me PAd Liyo,
- Teri Absent LAg JAyegi...@@
- `
- #######################
- Dhup Me ChAmAkti ProfiLe HAi,
- SAbse ALAg TerA StyLe HAi, KyA AdA HAi KyA SmiLe HAi
- NAAk PoChh Ne Ki AkAL NAhi
- Aur HAth Me MobiLe HAi...@@...@@...@@...@@
- `
- #######################
- Jis Din KAnjus Ko OskAr
- AwArd DiyA JAyegAA,
- AApkA NAAm SAbse PAhLe AAyegAA,
- BhooL KAr Bhi Sms MAt KArnA,
- "WArnAA"
- OskAr Kisi Aur Ko MiL JAyegAA...@@
- `
- #######################
- Hiiii Guys Meri BAt Gor Se
- SunnA AgAr Koi AApko PAgAL
- KAhe To AAp Dukhi MAt HonA
- Afsos MAt KArnA RonA B NAi
- DArnA B NAi Bus AArAm Se
- ChAir PAr BAith KAr SoChnA Ki
- SALe Ko PAtA KAise ChALA
- `
- #######################
- Where R U?
- U R U Not RepLying?
- I M Worried Coz TodAy’s PAper
- I ReAd ThAt Due 2 Thunder A Monkey
- HAs Been SevereLy Injured...@@
- So If U R SAfe,
- Sms Me ImmediAteLy...@@
- `
- #######################
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