- Son To DAd: PApA, Mein ItnA
- BAdA KAB HoungA Ki Mein Mummy
- Se BinA Puche BAhAr JA SAku.....???
- PApA: BetA ABhi ItnA
- BAdA To Mein Bhi NAhi HuA.....@@@.....@@@
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- ########################
- PAtni KA Honth UpAr Se ThodA
- KAt GAyA.....### Doctor Ne DAwAi LAgAAkAr
- TAAnke LAgA Diye PAti ChupchAp
- DekhtA RAhA Phir Usne Doctor Ke
- KAAn Me KAhA Doctor SAAhAB, Dono
- Hontho Ko TAAnke LAgAAkAr
- Seene Ki AAp Kitni Fees Lenge
- `
- ########################
- ShAdi Do TArAh Ki Hoti HAi
- Ek ArrAnge MAriAge, JAhAn
- GhAr Ke SAre Log Mil KAr Koi
- PurAnA BAdlA Lete HAi Aur
- GAddhe Mein DAl Dete HAin.....###
- Aur DusrA Love MArriAge JAhAn
- BAndA Khud Se BAdlA LetA HAin.....###
- `
- ########################
- ChAAhtA Hu Tujhe PyAAr
- Du, Dost Pe Apni JindAgee
- WAAr Du, JAB TerA MessAge
- NAhi MilAtA To, MAn KArtA
- HAi Teri JAAn NikAAl Du.....###
- `
- ########################
- Yeh Jo HAsinAo Ke BAAl Hote
- HAi, lAdko Ko FAsAne Ke JAAl
- Hote HAi, pee JAti HAi SArA
- Khoon LAdko KA, tABhi To
- GAAl Itne LAAl Hote HAin.....###.....###
- `
- ########################
- Teri YAAd Mein Humne KAlAm
- UthAAyi LiyA PAper Aur
- TAsveer Teri BAnAyi SochA
- ThA Ki Usko Dil Se LAgA
- KAr RAkhenge MAgAr Vo To
- BAccho Ko DrAAne Ke KAAm AAyi.....###
- `
- ########################
- PyAr KArnewAle PAreshAn Ho
- JAte HAi, ShAdi KArnewAle
- ShArABi BAn JAte HAi, Divorce
- Dene WAle DevdAs BAn JAte
- HAi, Hum Se Dosti KArAne
- WAle Sms Expert Ho JAte HAi.....###.....###
- `
- ########################
- School TeAcher Sent Home A
- Note.....### Your Son Is An OBedient
- & Bright Student But Spends
- Too Much Time With Girls.....###
- Mother Sent A Note BAck:
- PleAse Advise A Solution.....@@@
- FAther HAs The SAme ProBlem.....###
- `
- ########################
- NAzre Mile JAB Wo Akele
- Thi, Dosti Hue JAB SAth SehAli
- Thi, PyAr GyA To Wo Pehle
- Thi, Dusro Ke SAth BhAAg To
- PAtA ChAlA YAAron, Wo Us AereA
- Ke Chikni Chmeli Thi.....###.....###.....@@@
- `
- ########################
- Ek PAti Ne Apni PAtni Se KAhA
- JAnu Tum Meri ZindAgi Ho
- Tum Meri HAr Khushi Ho.....###.....### PAtni
- Khush Ho KAr Boli Aur KAr
- KAho NA.....### PAti Aur KyA KAhu LAnAt
- HAi Aisi Zindgi Pe JAhA Khushi
- Se Achhi LAgti Khudkhushi Ho.....###
- `
- ########################
- Lions Sleep 18 Hrs A DAy But,
- A Donkey Work 18hrs A DAy.....###
- If HArdwork Is Secret To
- Success, Then Donkey Would
- HAve Been King Of Jungle.....###
- Be LAzy.....###.....### Think CrAzy.....@@@.....@@@
- `
- ########################
- Girl: KAl Mein TumhAre Liye
- RAkhi LAyi Thi.....### Tumne BAndhwAi
- Kyun NAhi.....???
- Boy: AgAr KAl Mein Tere Liye
- MAngAlsutrA LAu To KyA Tu
- Pehen Legi.....??? BAAAt KArti HAi.....###
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- ########################
- NAA Dekh AAsmAn Ko Itni
- HAsrAt Se.....### Ae Dost Kisi
- PArinde Ne Muh Pe GustAkhi
- KAr Di.....### To SAri HAsrAto
- KA JAnAzA NikAl JAyegA.....###
- `
- ########################
- Koi New Msg HAi KyA, AgAr H
- To Us PAr DABur Honey LAgA
- K, Din Me Do BAr ChAAto,
- Kyuki Send To KAroge NAhi.....### KAm
- Se KAm Thodi SehAt To BAnegi.....###
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- ########################
- Ak MAchchAr AAndhi Me FAs GAyA
- ThA, Usne Ak Ped Ko PAkAd
- RAkhA ThA, AAndhi BAnd Hone PAr
- PAsine Pochhtey HuA, MAchchAr
- KAhne LAgA, AAj Agr MAi NA
- HotA To Ye Ped Gir Hi JAtA.....###
- `
- ########################
- PAdosi: YAAr Tere GhAr Se
- Roz HAnsi Ki AwAz AAti HAi
- Is Khush HAAl ZindAgi KA
- RAAz KyA HAi.....???
- AAdmi: Meri Biwi Mujhe Jooton
- Se MAArti HAi, LAg JAAy To Wo
- HAnsti HAi, NA LAge To MAin HAnstA
- Hoon.....### KhudA KA ShukAr HAi, HAnsi
- Khushi ZindAgi GuzAr RAhi HAi.....###
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- ########################
- Sometimes Things Look So
- RomAntic In Hindi Like:
- Mein Kho GAyA Hun Tere
- PyAr Mein, AB Tum B Kho JAo.....###.....###
- Now Try In English: Im Lost
- In Ur Love, Now U Get Lost.....###
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- ########################
- 4 KAm KAro,
- 1.....### Fone Ko Switch Of KAro
- 2.....### BAttery Kholo
- 3.....### Sim CArd NikAlo
- 4.....### AB Fone Ko RoAd Pe De MAro
- JAB Koi Msg Hi NAhi KArnA To
- Fone Ki KyA JArurAt HAi AApko.....@@@
- `
- ########################
- NokrAni: MAdAm AApke Bete
- Ne MAcchAr KhA LiA,
- MAdAm: Toh JAldi Se Docter
- Ko BulA NokrAni: AB DArne
- Ki Koi BAAt NAhi.....###
- MAine All Out.....@@@ PilA DiyA.....###
- `
- ########################
- 2 Frnds Sitting In A Boring
- Lecture.....###.....### 1st Frnd: It's So
- Boring Even My Bums HAv
- FAllen Asleep.....### 2nd Frnd: YA
- I HeArd Them Snoring Twice.....###.....###.....@@@
- `
- ########################
- SApne Ke TArhA AApko SAjA
- Ke Rkhu, ChAndni RAAt Ke
- NAzAro Se AAp Ko Chup Ke
- Rkhu, MerA NAseeB Mere SAth
- Nhi WArnA, Mujhe SmS NA KArne
- WAlo Ko MAin Apne
- SAmne MurngA BAnA Ke Rkhu.....###.....###.....@@@
- `
- ########################
- CAller: Hello PizzA Hunt .....???.....???
- PizzA Hunt: Yes Sir
- CAller: 1 LArge PizzA, 2 SmAll
- PizzA Aur Ek Coke Bhejo
- PizzA Hunt: Kiske NAAm Pe Bheju Sir.....???
- CAller: AllAh Ke NAAm Pe Dede BABA…
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- ########################
- MAcher MAkki Ki Ho GAye ShAdi
- PAhie He Din Ho GAye MAcher
- Ke BArBAd MAcher BolA Mere
- KismAt Hi Kohti H MAkki
- Good Night LAgA KAr Soti HAi.....###
- `
- ########################
- Oye Mil GyA, Mil GyA,
- Il GyA, HAA HAA Mil GyA,
- BAlle BAlle Mil GyA,
- Dhinchk Dhinchk Mil GyA,
- ApnA KAAm Chod K MerA SMS
- PdhnewAlA BewAkuf Mil GyA.....###
- `
- ########################
- DeAr SuBscriBer, Ur Due
- DAte To TAke BAth For This
- Month Is TodAy, Plz TAke
- BAth By Due DAte To Avoid
- Khujli And DAndruf.....###.....###.....@@@ ThAnks
- `
- ########################
- SipAhi: Sir KAl JAil MAi RAmlilA
- Hui Thi.....### JAiler: To IsmAi GhABrAne
- Ki KyA BAAt HAi.....??? SipAhi: BAAt Ye
- HAi Ki SANJEEVNI BUTI Lene GAye
- HAnumAn Ji ABhi TAk WApAs Nhi Aye HAi.....###
- `
- ########################
- PitA: Beti Tu Mujhe BAtA de
- K Tere Pet Me Jo BAcchA He
- Wo KiskA He.....???
- Beti: AgAr AApko 25 Kele KhilAkAr
- Puche K AApko SArdi Kis Kele Se
- Hui To KyA AAp BAtA PAyenge.....###.....###
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- ########################
- Phone BAjA
- HusBAnd: AgAr Phone
- Mere Liye Ho To KehnA
- MAin GhAr Pe NAhi Hu.....###
- .....###
- .....###
- .....###
- Wife: Woh GhAr Pe HAin.....###.....###
- .....###
- HusBAnd: Mene MAnA
- KiyA ThA NA, MAnA KAr
- DenA.....###.....###
- .....###
- Wife: Phone AApkA NAhi
- MerA ThA…:p
- SAmAjh Me AA GyA Ho To
- Like KAro.....###
- `
- ########################
- NAukrAni: MAlkin AAp UdAAs
- Kyo HAi.....###.....###
- MAlkin: TumhAre SAhAB Apne
- Office Ki Kisi LAdki Se PyAr
- KArte HAin.....###.....###
- NAukrAni: NAhii, SAhAB Mujhe
- DhokhA NAhi De SAkte.....###
- `
- ########################
- Income TAx Officer HAns RAhA ThA.....###
- Clerk: KyA HuA .....???.....???.....???
- Officer: Sunny Leon Ki File HAi.....###
- Clerk: Toh .....???.....???.....???
- Officer: KApde Phenti NAhi HAi,
- Aur LAundry Bill 11 LAcs BAtAyA HAi.....###.....@@@
- `
- ########################
- I HAte It Wen Any1 Hurts
- My Friends.....###.....### Bcoz, Wen They
- R Hurt, They Bcum SAd &
- Wen They Bcum SAd.....###.....### Phr To
- BAs Over-Acting Dekh Lo Unki.....@@@
- `
- ########################
- LAdy TechAr: ChAlo BetA,
- Iss Line Ko Do LAfzo Me
- Bolo, MAin AApse PyAr KArtA Hoon
- Studet: Soory, MAm,
- .....###
- Teri Mere, Mere Tere Prem
- KhAni HAi Mushkil, Do LAfzo
- Me Ye BAyAA NA Ho PAAye.....###.....###.....@@@
- `
- ########################
- AApki Girlfriend JAB Bhi,
- AApko Koi RomAntic SMS KAre,
- To Ye MAt Sochiye Ki,
- KitnA RomAntic HAi,
- BAlke Ye Sochiye Ke,
- Uske PAAs Ye SMS AAyA KhA Se,
- "JAAGO AASHIQ JAAGO"
- `
- ########################
- Bestfrnd Wo HAi Jo School
- Me Apne Pen, High School
- Me Apne Note, CollAge Me
- Bike, Aur Life Me Apne Wife
- De De, MAin JAAntA Hu Tu
- He MerA Best Frnd HAi.....###.....###.....###.....@@@
- `
- ########################
- PAtni MoBile, PAti SimcArd,
- Dono Mile To HuA RechArge,
- BetA HuA To Incoming,
- Beti Hui To Outgoing,
- Twins Hue To Bonus TAlktime,
- Kuch NA HuA To Network ProBlAm.....@@@
- `
- ########################
- ShAAdi KArnA ThA PAr KismAt
- Khuli Nhi, TAJMAHAL BnAnA
- ThA PAr MUMTAZ Mile Nhi,
- AB KismAt Khuli, ShAAdi Hue,
- AB TAJ BnAnA ChAhte HAi
- PAr Ye MUMTAZ MArte NAhi.....@@@.....@@@
- `
- ########################
- Court Me PAti TAlAk Ke Liye
- GyA.....###.....### PAti Judge Se BolA:
- Sir I M Not HAppy With My
- Wife.....###.....###.....### To PAtni Bole:
- KAmine SAArA MohAllA Khus HAi
- BAs Tere He NAkhre HAi.....###.....###.....@@@.....@@@
- `
- ########################
- Ek FAmily Shole Film Dekh
- KAr Apne GhAr AAye.....###.....###.....### TABhi
- PAti Ne PAtni Se RomAntic
- AAndAz Me KhA NAAch BAsAnti
- NAAch.....###.....### TABhi UnkA ChootA
- BAcchA BolA Mummy Is
- Kutte Ke SAmne MAt NAchnA.....###.....###.....@@@
- `
- ########################
- 1 LAdke Ne, 1 HAseen Ko Dekh
- Ke Arz KiyA, Teri Smile Me
- KyA ChAmAk HAi, LAdki MuskurA
- Ke Bole.....###.....### BhAiyA.....###.....###.....### Mere
- TOOTHPASTE Me NAmAk HAi.....###.....@@@
- `
- ########################
- ThokAr KhA KAr Gun GunA
- Hi ZindAgi HAi, Gum Pee
- KAr MuskurAnA Hi ZindAgi
- HAi, 1 LAdki Agr DhokA De
- De To SAB Kuch Bhool KAr,
- Dusri Ko PAtAnA Hi ZindAgi HAi.....###
- `
- ########################
- Apne Khoon Se Likh DiyA
- HAr DewAAr Pe UskA NAAm,
- Phir HAr Wo DewAAr Thod
- DiyA, Jispe LikhA ThA
- UskA NAAm Kyuki, Splleling
- MistAke Thi YAAr.....###.....###.....@@@
- `
- ########################
- Wife: U HAd Lunch .....???
- HusBAnd: (In A Fun Mood) U HAd Lunch .....???
- Wife: I'm Asking U.....###
- HusBAnd: I'm Asking U.....###
- Wife: R U Copying Me .....???
- HusBAnd: R U Copying Me .....???
- Wife: Lets Go Shopping.....###
- HusBAnd: I HAd Lunch.....###
- `
- ########################
- PApA: Arre AAj TumhAri Mummy
- Itni Chup ChAp Kyun BAithi Hui
- HAi Son: Kuch NAhin PApA, Mummy
- Ne Lipstick MAAngi Aur MAine
- GAlAti Se Fevistick De Di.....###
- PApA: (With TeArs In Eyes) KAmAAl
- KAr DiyA YAAr, God Bless You.....@@@
- `
- ########################
- Somewhere Someone Is Surely
- MAde For U, And God HAs
- Decided A Perfect Time To
- MAke U Meet ThAt Person.....###.....### Till
- Then, Enjoy Ur Own Settings.....###.....###.....@@@
- `
- ########################
- HusBAnd: Apne Chehre Se
- Julfe HAtAlo.....###.....###
- Wife: SAjnA AAp Bhi NA.....###.....###
- HusBAnd: Agli BAAr KhAne Me
- BAAl AyA To MAA KAsAm Tuje
- SAjni Se GAjni BAnA DungA.....###.....###
- `
- ########################
- Wo PyAr To KArte HAin PAr
- QABool NAhi KArte, Wo YAAd
- To KArte HAin PAr ZAAhir
- NAhi KArte.....###.....### Is KAdAr
- KAnjoos HAi Mere MehBooB,
- Wo Missed CAll To KArte
- HAin PAr CAll NAhi KArte.....@@@
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- ########################
- Govt KA NAyA Rule.....###.....###
- Jiske 5 BAcche Ho Use GhAr
- MilegA.....### PApu Ke 3 The.....### Usne
- Wife Se KAhA PAdos Ke 2 Mere
- HAi Unko Leke AAtA Hoon.....###.....###.....@@@.....@@@
- (LAAne Ke BAAd)
- PAppu: Apne 3 KAhA Gye.....???
- Wife: Jinke The Woh Le Gye.....###.....###.....@@@.....@@@
- `
- ########################
- Girl: BhAiyA Mujhe MoBile
- Me Mp3 Songs DAlwAne HAi.....###.....###
- MoBile Shop WAlA: Memory
- CArd HAi KyA .....???.....???
- Girl: Memory CArd To NAhi
- HAi, RAsAn CArd YA
- AAdhAr CArd ChAlegA KyA.....???.....???.....???
- `
- ########################
- PAppu KA Interview:
- BAtAo Wo KAun Si AurAt HAin
- Jisko 100% PAtA HotA HAin
- Ki UskA HusBAnd KAhA HAin .....???
- PAppu Ne ApnA KhAtArnAk DimAg
- LAgAyA Or BolA VidhwA AurAt.....###
- `
- ########################
- AAj KAl Ek ShArif AAdmi
- Ko KyA ChAhiye.....###.....### Ek Biwi
- Jo PyAr KAre.....###.....### Ek Biwi Jo
- AcchA KhAnA BAnAye.....###.....###
- Ek Biwi Jo Uske SewA KAre.....###.....###
- Aur Teeno BiwiyA Mil JulkAr
- Rhe.....###.....### Aur KyA Fir Life
- Ek Dum.....###.....### BindAAs.....###.....###
- `
- ########################
- LAdki: Agr MAin MAr JAu
- To Tum KyA KAroge.....???
- LAdkA: MAin Bhi MAr JAungA.....###.....###
- LAdki: ItnA PyAr KArte
- Ho Mujhse.....###.....###.....???
- LAdkA: PyAr VyAr Kuch Nhi Tere
- ChkkAr Me UdhAri Itne Ho
- Gye Ki JeenA Muskil HAi.....###.....###.....@@@
- `
- ########################
- TechAr PApuA Se.....###.....###
- TechAr: AgAr Koi Moti LAdki
- PAlAt Ke WApis AAye To Iss
- Sentense Ko
- English Me KyA KehAnge.....???
- .....###
- .....###
- .....###
- .....###
- PApu: GOL MAAL RETURNS.....@@@
- `
- ########################
- LAdy TeAcher: Mujhe BAchon
- Ki ShAkAl Se PAtA LAg
- JAAtA HAi Ki Unke DimAg
- MAi KyA ChAl RAhA HAi.....###
- Student: Fir Bhi Ap ApnA
- DupAttA SAhi NAhi Kr RAhi Ho.....@@@
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- Money CAn Buy A House Not
- Home, A Bed But Not Sleep,
- Medicine But Not HeAlth.....###.....###
- Money Is Dirty It Only CAuses
- PAin And Suffering.....###.....### Send Me
- All Ur Money And Be HAppy.....###.....###.....@@@
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फनी जोक्स हिंदी चुटकुले 2016
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