Engineers Sms in Special sms

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• 2 Engineering Ke Students RAAt Ko
• GAli Me Study KArty HuAy.......??
• 1st: YAAr Kitny BAjy HAin.......???
• DosrAy Ne 1 PAthAr UthA KAr
• SAAmnAy WAlAy GhAr PAr MAArA.......??
• 1 AurAt Nikli Or Boli:
• KAmino Ab To So JAo RAAt Ke P0nAy
• 3 BAj GAye HAin.......??
• ThAt's The Engineer's Logic.......??.......??.......??:p
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• Engineering Student KA DArd ;P .......??
• AAnsu AA JAte HAi AAnkho Me Ronese
• Pehle, HAr KhAwAb Tut JAtA
• HAi Sone Se Pehle! KyA HAi
• Engineering Ye To SAmAjh GAye,
• KAsh Koi Rok LetA Admission Hone Se
• Pehle :P =Dd
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• Prove:1re=1ps
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• Engg- Solution:
• Lhs=1re
• =100ps
• =10ps*10ps
• =0.......??1rs*0.......??1rs
• =0.......??01rs
• =1ps
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• Found Any MistAke.......??.......??
• ThAt-s Engg!
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• MAths Question PAper.......??
• 1.......??prove ThAt 100=6 .......??.......??
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• Students SAid, "Out Of SyllAbus".......??
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• Engg Students Simply StArt Answering.......??
• Let A=b
• Then Multiply Both Side By 94 
• 94A=94b
• (100-6)A = (100-6)b
• 100A-6A=100b-6b 
• 100A-100b = 6A-6b 
• 100 (A-b) = 6 (A-b) 
• 100=6
• JAi Engg!
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• Rehne Ki YAhAn SAbki AukAt
• NAhi Hoti, BinA Beer Aur
• DAAru Ke YAhAn RAAt NAhi
• Hoti Ye Engineering College
• HAi Mere Dost YAhAn BinA
• MAA BAhAn Ke BAt NAhi Hoti.......??
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• Rehne Ki YAhAn SAbki AukAt
• NAhi Hoti BinA Beer Aur DAAru
• Ke YAhAn RAAt NAhi Hoti Ye
• Engineering College HAi Mere
• Dost YAhAn BinA MAA BAhAn Ke
• BAt NAhi Hoti.......??
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• Nurse To Engineer: BreAthe Deeply
• In And Slowly ExhAle, Do It 3 Times.......??
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• Engineer: Ok
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• Nurse: WhAt Do U Feel Now.......????
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• Engineer: Ur Body SprAy Is Simply
• Awesome BAbe.......??
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• Ek Engineering Ke Student
• Ne Hostel Se Apne FAther
• Ko Letter LikhA
• No Money,
• No Fun,
• Your Son.......??
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• JAwAb AAyA
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• How SAd,
• Very BAd,
• Your DAd.......??
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• Wo AlmAri Hi KyA Jisme
• RAck NAhi.......??.......??
• WAh WAh
• Wo AlmAri Hi KyA Jisme
• RAck NAhi.......??.......??
• WAh WAh
• Aur Wo Engginering Hi KyA
• Jisme BAck Nhi.......??.......??!!
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• When Someone SAys:
• Nothing CAn Be More
• ComplicAted ThAn Love 
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• Just Throw Engineering
• Books On Their FAce.......??!!
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• Ek BAr Engineering Ke SAbhi
• Professores Ko Ek PlAne Mein
• BithAyA GAyA.......??.......?? Fir Announce
• KiyA GAyA Ki Ye PlAne Apke
• Students Ne BnAyA HAi SAb
• Profesrs UtAr GAye PAr PrincipAl
• BAithe RAhe Logo Ne PuchA AApko
• DArr NAhi LgtA?
• Principle: Muje Apne Studnts
• PAr PurA BhArosA HAi.......??
• Ye StArt Hi NAhi HogA!!
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• Uncle: KyA KAr RAhe Ho BetA AAj
• KAl.......??.......????
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• Boy: Ji.......??.......??.......?? Engineering.......??.......??
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• Uncle: Ohh.......??.......?? Humko LAgA PAdhAi
• WAdhAi KArte Hoge.......??.......??
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• SwArg Ke DwAr PAr 3 Log The.......??.......??
• God: "Sirf Ek Hi AndAr JA SAktA HAi.......??
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• PehlA: "MAin PujAri Hu,
• SAri UmAr AApki SevA Ki HAi,
• SwArg PAr MerA Hi HAq HAi.......??
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• DusrA: "MAin Ek Desh BhAkt NetA
• Hu, SAri UmAr Logo Ki SevA Ki HAi.......??
• SwArg PAr Toh MerA Hi HAq HAi.......??
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• TeesrA: "MAine Engineering Ki
• PAdhAi Ki HAi.......??"
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• God: "Kuch MAt
• Bol Mere BhAi, RulAeygA KyA?
• SAAri JAwAni Tu NArAk Me RAhA
• HAi.......?? SwArg PAr TerA Hi HAq HAi.......??.......??
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• Engineering Student Sitting With
• His Girlfriend In RestAurAnt,
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• Drinking Beer N SAys:- "I Love
• Youuuu"
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• Girlfriend:- Is It U Or The Beer
• TAlking ?
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• Student:- Its Me, TAlking To My
• Beer, U Shut Up"
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• Newton Asked: How To Write
• Four Between Five?
• PhArmA Student: Nice Joke
• MBA Student SAid: Not Possible
• Engineering Student: F(IV)E.......??.......??
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• Engineering Student KA DArd.......??
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• Wo Ye Bol KAr Hume Chor GAyi
• Dosto.......??
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• TumhAre To ExAms Hi
• KhAtm Ni Hote, Tum PyAr KyA
• Kroge 
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• WhAt Is Engineering??
• 1st YeAr: Alpenlibe-
• Ji LAlchAye RAhA
• NA JAye ;)
• 2nd YeAr: Mentos-
• DimAg Ki BAti
• JAlA De
• 3rd YeAr: Polo-
• SAbki HAwA NikAl De
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• 4th YeAr: Chloromint-
• DobA RA MAt PuchnA X| Xp
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• Engineer Doctor Ke
• PAss GAyA Or BolA GhAr
• JAAne Ki KyA Fees HAi.......??
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• Doctor - 300 Rupees.......??.......??
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• Engg.......??- ChAle Dr.......?? SAhAb ?
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• Dr.......?? Ne Bike NikAli
• Engg.......?? And Dr.......?? GhAr PAhuch Gye
• Dr.......?? BolA MAreez KAhA HAi.......??.......?? .......??
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• Engg.......??- MAreez Koi NAi HAi PAgAl,
• TAxi WAlA 500 MAAng RAhA ThA Aur
• Tu 300 MAi Le AAyA :P:p
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• 1 Engineer,1 MbA Student
• Or 1 McA
• KAsti Me JA RAhe The.......??
• 1 Jin AAyA Or BolA
• "SAmndAr Me Koi Chiz Phenko Agr
• Mene Dhund Li To Me Tumhe MAr
• DungA
• Or NA Dhund PAyA To Me TumhArA
• GulAm"
• MbA Ne Needle Phenki
• Jin Ne Dhund Li Or Use MAr DiA.......??
• McA Student Ne Memory CArd
• PhenkA.......??
• Jin Ne Dhund LiA Or Use Bhi MAr
• DiA.......??
• Engg.......?? Student Ne Disprine Ki Goli
• Phenki.......??
• Wo PAni Me Ghul Gyi.......??
• Studnt BolA:
• ChAl BetA GhAr ChAl.......??
• BAhut Assignment PAdehAi.......??:-)
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• PApA - KAl RAAt Ko Tumne
• Kitne Der TAk PAdhAi Ki??
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• BetA - 3 BAje TAk.......??.......??
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• PApA - Lekin Light To 1 BAje
• ChAli GAyi Thi Or SubAh
• 6 BAje AAyi.......??.......??.......??
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• BetA - MAin KitAbon Mein ItnA Ghus
• GAyA ThA Ki Light KA Kuch PAtA Hi
• NAhi ChAlA.......??.......??
• Ye PAkkA Engineer BnegA :-D:-d
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• A NAughty Engineer:
• Hello Dominos.......??.......????
• Yes Sir,
• .......??.......??.......??How MAy I Help U.......??.......??.......???
• Engineer: BhAi PizzA GhAr
• Pe KAise BAnAu????
• BAtAiyo JArA.......??.......??.......??
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