Kiss Sweet Sms






  5. If I Could Bring Back Memories
  6. I Would Bring The First Day
  7. I Kissed You I Look You
  8. In The Eyes And Felt Love. Thanks
  9. God An Angel Came Into My Life!
  10. .
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  14. A Kiss Is Alovely Trick Designed By Nature ,
  15. To Stop Speech Whaen Words Become Superfluous.
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  20. Democratic Difference betwen USA & India
  21. .
  22. In USA you can Kiss in a Public Place but can't SUSU
  23. .
  24. In India You can SUSU in public place but cant Kiss.
  25. .
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  29. Sweet Kiss- Sar Par.
  30. Lovely Kiss- Gaalo Par.
  31. Most Romantic Kiss- Hontho Par !
  32. .
  33. And The Hot Kiss ?
  34. .
  35. Bik Ke Silencer Par Try It
  36. "Dar Ke Aage Jeet He".
  37. .
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  41. "Hum Aashik" Har Kam Me
  42. Kamal Kar De, Jo Wada Kare
  43. Wo Pura Har Hal Me Kar De,
  44. Kya Jarurat H Ladkiyo Ko
  45. Lipstik Lagane Ki, Hum
  46. Chum-Chum Ke Hi Hoth Lal Kar De.
  47. .
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  51. Boldness Of This Generation:-
  52. 6th Std Boy - Can I Kiss Ur. Hand..???
  53. 5th Std Girl - Why, Anything Wrong With My Lips...!!!
  54. .
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  58. Kiss Is Not Like Nokia...connecting People
  59. Kiss Is Not Like Nike..just Do It.
  60. Kiss Is Not Like Pepsi..yeh Dil Maange More
  61. But Kiss Is Like Pan Parag..
  62. Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga.
  63. .
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  67. Ladki Ladke Ko Kiss Karti He,
  68. To Ladke Ke Gal Pe Lipstick Lag Jati He.
  69. Ladka Kehta He Ye Kya Kiya?
  70. Ladki: Agar Kuch Acha Karne Se
  71. Dag Lagta He To Dag Ache He...
  72. .
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  76. Life Is Nothing Without Love,
  77. Luv Is Emotion & Kiss Is Practical,
  78. Don't Get Emotional Yaar Just B Practical,
  79. So Stop Loving And Start Kissing.
  80. .
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  84. He Is Kissing, She Is Kissing;
  85. .
  86. He Is Kissing, She Is Kissing;
  87. .
  88. .
  89. Some Text Missing, Some Text Missing..
  90. .
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  94. What Is A Kiss??
  95. In Maths-
  96. Kiss Is Da Shortest Distance Between Two Lips...
  97. In Physics-
  98. It Is A Process To Charging Ahuman Body..
  99. In Computer-
  100. Kiss Is A Local Area Network In
  101. Which Two Bodies Are
  102. Connected Widout Data Cabel..
  103. In Economics-
  104. Kiss Is A Process In Which
  105. Demand Is Higher Than Supply.. :)

  107. .
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  111. Ek-kiss Ke Baad Aata Kya Hai??

  113. Socho,
  114. Sharmao Mat....####

  116. Arre!! Ek-kiss(21)
  117. Ke Baad Baa-iss(22)aata He..
  118. Ginti He Aur Kuch Nahi.
  119. .
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  123. Kiss is a credit because
  124. it is profitable 
  125. when returned.
  126. So, lend me a kiss.
  127. .
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  131. A Kiss Says It All
  132. And Here’s One To Say
  133. I Want You
  134. And Yes
  135. I Love You Too.
  136. .
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  140. Question : Why Do Girls Close Their Eyes While 
  141. Kissing A Guy?
  142. Guess…
  143. Guess . .
  144. Answer : Yeh Ladkiyan Ladkon Ko Kabhi Khush 
  145. Nahi Dekh Sakti.
  146. .
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  150. Lady: Doctor Mere Lips Pe Infection Ho gaya Hai.
  151. Doctor: KISS Kitni Bar Karti Ho?
  152. Lady: Saal Main 1 Baar!
  153. Doctor: Infection Nahi “ZANG” Lag Gaya Hai.
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  158. Never KISS A Lady Police,
  159. She Will Say, Hands Up.
  160. Never KISS A Lady Doctor,
  161. She Will Say, Next Please
  162. Always KISS A Lady Teacher,
  163. She Will Say, Repeat It 5 Time.
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  168. Kunwari Kanya Ko Miss Kehte Hai,
  169. Uske Chumbun Ko Kiss Kehte Hai.
  170. Miss Ko Kiss Karna Mushkil Hai,
  171. Isliye Kissmiss Ke Bhav Tej Rehte Hai.
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  176. I Want A KISS Plz KISS Me Jaldi Koi B 
  177. Nai Hai Foran Karo Jaldi Karo Na K I S S
  178. U Know KISS Means K-Koi I-Intresting 
  179. S-SMS S-Send Karo So KISS Me!!
  180. .
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  184. Aaj Kal Dil Kar Raha Hai
  185. Ki Main... Tumhe.. Kabhi
  186. Bhi Mauka Dekh Kar...Sabke
  187. Samne... Ek...K Ki Kis Kiss
  188. Kissa Sunau College Wala.
  189. .
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  193. The Fluffy Cloud May Kiss The Sky, 
  194. The Fluffy Cloud May Kiss The Sky,
  195. The Rose May Kiss The Butterfly,
  196. The Morning Due May Kiss 
  197. The Grass But You My Friend May Kiss My Lips!!
  198. .
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  202. A Kid On His Way 2 Home With His Mom Saw
  203. A Couple Kissing On The Road,
  204. He Suddenly Shouted & Said
  205. Look Mom look, that boy and girl Are 
  206. Fighting For A Chewing GUM.
  207. .
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  211. Kissing Is The Best Practice
  212. For Lips. It Keeps The Lips:
  213. Wet, Soft, Flexible And Reddish
  214. Pink. So Always Keep Kissing.
  215. To Sweet Children Only.
  216. .
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  220. Girl: If You Will Try To Kiss Me Main Shor Macha Dungi
  221. Boy: Lekin Yahan To Dur Tak Koi Nahi Hai.
  222. Girl: I Know Per Formality To Karni Hi Paregi.
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  227. Arz Kia Hai
  228. Pink Lips Are The Girls Beauty...
  229. Wah..wah..
  230. Pink Lips Are The Girls Beauty..
  231. And Kissing Them Is Boys Duty.
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  236. Sir: Kal Class main kyo Absent thy?
  237. Boy: Girlfriend se milny gaya tha.
  238. Sir: Kis liye?
  239. Boy: Yes Sir!!! Bohat liye....
  240. .
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  243. A Special Lunch 4 U,
  244. At Da Hotel Of My Heart,
  245. With A Boul Of Love,
  246. With Spoon Of Care,
  247. In Da Pot Of Happiness,
  248. Dish Is Friendship,
  249. Pay The Bill
  250. By
  251. .
  252. .
  253. A Kiss.
  254. .
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  258. Woh Bhi Kya Din The Jab
  259. Log Hame Dewano Ki
  260. Tarha Kiss Kiya Karte The,
  261. Magar Apni Kismat Hi Buri
  262. Thi Un Dinon Hum
  263. 2 Saal K Huwa Karte The.
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  268. Boy 2 Girl : You Like Dairymilk
  269. Girl : Sure Why Not..
  270. Boy : That Means Darling Always I Remember You
  271. 2 Meet Immediately 4 A Long Kiss.
  272. .
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  276. Dear Customer! Your Kiss Balance Is Getting Low!!
  277. Please Get Somebody And Recharge Ur Balance Now! 
  278. U Have 2 Free Kiss, And 3minutes Hug Will Be 
  279. Expired On 1st January 2012

  281. .
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  285. I'm A Kisser,
  286. I Kiss People For Money
  287. I'm A Kisser,
  288. I Kiss People For Money,
  289. But You Are My Friend
  290. I Ll Kiss You For Free.
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  295. I Will Give You One Kiss To Go To Sleep.
  296. I Give You Two Kisses To Dream.
  297. I Give You An Endless Row Of Kisses To,
  298. When You Wake Up In The Morning, Think Of Me
  299. .
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  303. Specially dedicated to boys:
  304. A kiss is like a stamp,
  305. Once u stamp a gal,
  306. she wouldn't go anywhere else.
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  311. A Kiss Is Something
  312. You Cannot Give Without Taking
  313. And Cannot Take Without Giving.
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  318. Kiss Definition
  319. What Is The Kiss In View……

  321. Geometry:
  322. Kiss Is The Shortest Distance Between 2 Lips
  323. Economics:
  324. Kiss Is That Thing 4 Which DEMAND
  325. Is Always Higher Than SUPPLY
  326. PHYSICS:
  327. Kiss Is The Process Of Caharging A Human Body!
  328. Computer:
  329. Like A LAN,
  330. In Which 2 Bodies R Conected Without Any DATA CABLE!
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  335. When I Kiss Ur Lips,
  336. I Said To U That U Don't Leave My Lips 
  337. And Continue To Kiss Me,
  338. Because I Love U And I Wanna Live 
  339. With U Forever.

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  345. U R Sweeter Than Honey
  346. Purer Than Milk
  347. Softer Than Flower
  348. Since I Have U As My Lover
  349. Come To Me Near
  350. i”ll Kiss Ur Lips Without Fear
  351. U”ll Say,
  352. Having U Is Treasure & Be Wit Me For Ever...
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  357. 1 Bat Bolu
  358. .
  359. Jara Jara
  360. Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me
  361. .
  362. Jara Jara
  363. Kiss Me Kiss Me...
  364. .
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  368. The Eyes Say,I Luv U Dear,
  369. The Lips Move,No Words Appear,
  370. If Ur Luv Is True,Sincere & Real,
  371. What The Lips Hide, The Eyes Reveal...
  372. .
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  376. Us K "Honton" Ko
  377. Chuma To Ehsas Huwa,
  378. .
  379. .
  380. .
  381. .
  382. Ik Pani Hi Zaruri
  383. Nahi Pyas Bhujane
  384. K Liye...
  385. .
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  390. Samundar Me Pani Aur Pani Me Fish

  392. Wah Wah
  393. Samundar Me Pani Aur Pani Me Fish

  395. Wah Wah
  396. Aapko Wish Aur
  397. Aapke Girl Friend Ko..??
  398. Kiss.!
  399. Ab Bolo Wah Wah...
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  404. Do U Know That Why Does Most
  405. Men Like To Kiss On Women Lips?
  406. B'coz It Is D Best Nd Most
  407. Beautiful Way To Shut The
  408. Women's Mouth Atleast For
  409. Some Seconds.

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  415. WHAT EACH KISS MEANS"
  416. - Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
  417. - Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
  418. - Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
  419. - Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
  420. - Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
  421. - Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU...
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