Funny Jokes & Chutkule 2016

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• Papu Apne Papa Se Mujhe Shaadi
• Karni Hai
• Papa: Beta Kise Ke Sath.......????
• Papu: Daadi Ke Sath..........##
• Papa: Kamine Wo Mere Maa Hai.......???.........##
• Papu: To Aap Ne Mere
• Maa Ke Sath Kyu Ke.......???.........##.........##
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• Kyu Har Bar Musam Ki Tarah
• Badal Jate Ho, Har Naye Din
• Dil Hamara Dukhate Ho, Ye
• Bat Sunkar Hamari Ruh Tak
• Kap Gaye, Ki Tum Ab Bartan
• Dhone Wale Sabun Se Nahate Ho.
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• Yaron Ki Yari Pe Shak Nahi
• Karte Jab Don Sms Karte Hai
• To Bak Bak Nahi Karte Pareshan
• Krte Ho Jab Don Busy Ho Ab
• Don Free Hai To Sms Nahi Karte.
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• Tab Bahut Taklif Hoti Hai Jab
• Mam Bolti Hai Tera Aur Tere
• Aage Wale Answer Same Hai
• To Dil Se Awaj Ati Hai Toh Sala
• Sawal B To Same Hi Tha Na.
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• Aap Hamare Dil Me Khuch Is
• Tarah Sama Gaye Ho, Aap Hamari
• Zindagi Me Kuch Is Tarah
• Aagye Ho, Jaise Hare Bhare Khet
• Me Kuch Sand Ghus Gaye Ho.
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• Meri Baat Gor Se Sunna, Agr
• Koi Apko Pagal Kahe To Dukhi
• Mt Hona, Afsos B Mt Krna Or
• Rona B Mt, Bs Aram Se Chair
• Pr Baith Kr Sochna Ki.......???
• Sale Ko Pata Kaise Chala.
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• Girl: Dua Karo Main Fail Ho Jaon.......???
• Friend: Kyun?
• Girl: Abbu Ne Kaha Hai Ke.......???
• 1st Aayi To Laptop.......???
• 2nd Aayi To Mobile Aur Fail Ho
• Gayi To Shadi Karva Doon Ga.........##.........##
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• Ek Cute Se Bachhe Ko Dekh Kar,
• Ek Ladki Ne Us Ke Gaal Par,
• Kiss Kar Diya,
• Ladki: I Am Sorry ,
• Aap Ke Gaal Pe Lipstick Lag Gayi,
• Bachha: It Is Ok Baby,
• Kuchh Achha Karne Se Agar,
• Daag Lagte Hain,Toh Daag Ache Hain
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• Ek Baccha Mummy Se Pitne Ke 
• Baad Apne Papa Se Bola.......???
• Papa Kabi Africa Gaye Ho.?
• Papa: Nahi Beta.......???
• Baccha: Fir Itni Khaufnaak
• Item Kaha Se Le Aaye.......????
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• Pati Aur Patni Road Par Ghoom
• Rahe The,
• Patni Gadha Dekhkar Boli.
• Apne Rishtedar Se Mil Lo ?
• Pati: Namaste Sasurji, Kaise Ho?
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• Ek Baar Ek Buddhe Ko Sher Ne
• Pakad Liya.......???
• Old Man: Mujhe Chhod Do Mera
• Khoon Thanda Ho Gaya Hai,
• Kisi Jawan Ko Pakdo.......???
• Lion: Aaj Mujhe Cold Drink
• Peene Ka Mann Hai.......???.........##
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• Ek Pagal Dusre Pagal Se, Main
• Torch Jalata Hu, Tu Uski Light
• Pakar Kar Upar Chand Pr Ja.
• Ye Sun Kar Dusre Pagal Ne Kaha
• K, Mujhe Pagal Samjha Hai, Tune
• Kahi Bich Me Light Off Kar Di To.
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• Pappu Film Dekh Raha Tha, Film Me
• Sher Aa Raha Tha, Pappu Dar Gaya,
• Apna Chaadar Kandhe Pe Dala Or
• Bhagne Lagaa.........## Ek Aadmi Khan Saab
• Daro Mat Ye To Film He.
• Pappu: Ye To Humko Bhi Malum He,
• Ke Ye Film Hai, Par Use
• Kya Pata.......??? Wo To Janwar Hai.......???.........##
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• Pappu: Yaar Achha Hua Main India
• Me Paida Hua, America Mein Nahi.
• Chintu: Q America Mein Paida
• Hota To Kya Ho Jata.......????
• Pappu: Tu Bhi Na Yaar, Tujhe Pata
• To Hai Mujhe English Kaha Aati Hai.
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• Dad: Why Do U Look So Upset?
• Son: I Cant Tell U Dad
• Dad: Treat Me As Ur Friend
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• Son: Yar Teri
• Bhabhi Naraz Ho Gaye Hai.
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• Sms Ko Sms Se Sms Me Us Sms Ko
• Milaya, Sms Ko Sms Ne Sms Ko
• Us Ne Sms Ko Bataya To Sms Ki
• Sms Jis Sms Ko Dikhaya Ab Bata Apne
• Sms Ko Sms Ne Sms Me Kya Dikha.
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• Maine Ek Ladki Ki Madad Ki
• Toh Usne Mujhe Thank U Bola
• Maine Kaha Thank U Mat Kaho
• Ye Lo Mera Number Aur 3 Ladkiyo
• Ko Dena Aur Un Se Kaho Ke
• Ye Aur 3 Ladkiyo Ko De.......???
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• Ek Bachha Ro Raha Tha,
• To Uski Mummy Boli:
• Kyun Ro Raha Hai Mera Lal,
• Kya Chahiye.?
• Toffy.?
• Biscuit.?
• Cake.?
• Beta: Bas Ek Sanam Chahiye
• Aaashiqui Ke Liye.
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• Love Never Dies, It Remains
• Forever, Forever, Forever
• And Forever.......??? Only Partner
• Changes, So Keep Loving
• With The Latest Version.......???.........##
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• Wat Is Mobile ?
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• R U Luking 4 Answer?
• Ye Haath Me Kya Pakda Hai?
• Kaise Kaise Namune 
• Uparwale Ne Banaaye Hai?
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• Ladki Ko Agar Patana Ho To
• Piche Se Jakar Pakad Lo.
• Agar Ladki Sharmai, To Samjho
• Pat Gayi. Agar Wo Chillai
• To Tum B Chilla Dena Didi
• Dargayi, Didi Dargayi.......???.........##
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• A Couple Had A Fight One Night
• When They Were Going To Bed,
• Husband Taunted: Good Night
• Mother Of 3 Kids. Wife Replied:
• Good Night Father Of None.......???
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• Friend: Ye Naya Mobile Kab Liya?
• Pappu: Liya Nahi Girlfriend Ka
• Uthaya Hai.
• Friend: Kyo ? 
• Pappu: Wo Pagal Roz Roz Kahti Thi
• Tum Mera Phone Nahi Uthate Bas
• Aaj Uthane Ka Moka Mil Gaya.
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• Bhikari: 1 Rupaye De Do.
• Girl: Sharam Nahi Aati Itne
• Smart, Handsome, Nojawaan
• Hoke Bheek Mangte Ho Bhikari
• Shocked & Khush & Face Pe Badi
• Si Smile Lake Bolta Hai: Achha
• Darling Phir 1 Chumma Hi De Do.......???
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• Pata Hai Jab Ghar Se Tum
• Nikalte Ho, To Ladlkiyan
• Tumhe Hasrat Se Dekhti
• Hai, Aahen Bharti Hai Aur
• Sochti Hai, Kas Ek
• Bhai Hamar B Aisa Hota.
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• Roses Are Red Violets Are
• Blue, Monkeys Like U Should
• Be Kept In Zoo.......??? Dont Feel
• Angry, U Will Me There Too Not
• In A Cage But Laughing At U.........##
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• In Exam Student Wrote In
• Answer Sheet.......???
• Gaai Hamari Mata Hai
• Hume Kuch Nahi Aata Hai
• Teacher Wrote A Note.......???
• Bail Hamara Baap Hai,
• Marks Dena Paap Hai.......???.........##
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• Pappu Mount Everest Pe Gaya.
• 3 Baba Baithe The Aur Tambaku
• Ragad Rahe The.
• Pappu: Baba Ye Kya Hai?
• Baba: Masala.......???
• Pappu: O Teri,
• Everest Masale Aap Banate Ho.
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• Ek Maa Ki Request Hai K Ye
• Msg Itna Faila Do Ki Uske
• Beto Tak Pahunch Jaye.......???
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• Beta Ramesh, Beta Suresh,
• Agar Pitaji Ki Patlun Ek
• Bilaang Chhoti Ho Gayi
• Ho, To Ghar Aa Jao, Pitaji
• Yunhi Ghoom Rahe Hain.......???.........##.........##
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• Ek Sharabi Doctor Se, Kya Tum
• Meri Sharab Chudva Sakte Ho?
• Doctor: Haan Bilkul Chudva
• Sakta Hun. Sharbi: Puri Char
• Bottle Hai. Kal Raat Police Ne
• Jabt Kar Li Please Chudva Do.
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• Yaaro.......??? Haasi Na Mehngi Hote
• Hai, Na Haasi Sasti Hota Hai,
• Haasi To Har Dil Me Basi Hote
• Hai, Is Haasi Ko Yu Na Gavana
• Dost Kyuki.......??? Ladki Bhi Tab
• Faasti Hai Jab Wo Hasti Hai.........##
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• American Kids On Eiffel
• Tower.......??? "Wow, What A Beautiful
• View.......???" Indian Kids On Eiffel
• Tower.......??? "Chal Dekhte Hain
• Kiski Thook Pehle Neeche Girti
• Hai.......???.........##" "Aaaakkkk Thuuuu"
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• So Sweet Is Ur Smile,
• So Sweet Is Ur Style,
• So Sweet Is Ur Voice,
• So Sweet Is Ur Eyes,
• See How Sweetly I Lie.........##
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• Chuho Ki Geng Talwr Le Kr
• Bhag Rhi Tabhi Sher Ne Pucha
• Kya Hua Ek Chuha Bola Udhr
• Hathi Ki Beti Ko Kisi Ne
• Propos Kia Or Nam Hamara Aya
• Hai Lashe Bicha Denge Salo Ki.
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• Chuhe Ko Billi Lgi Gori Dono
• Milne Lge Chori Chori Chuha
• Bola O Gori, Khele Ankh Micholi
• Billi Chuhe Ko Mar K Kha
• Gai Aur Bolii Hate Luv Story
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• Sharif Ladko Se Jayada
• Kismat Wale To Gali Ke
• Kutte Hain.......??? Kam Se Kam
• Ladki Palat Ke Dekhti To
• Hai, Ki Aa Raha Hai Ya Nahi.........##
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• Four Roses Just For U: First
• For Frndship, Second For
• Health, Third For Happiness,
• And The Last One.......??? Kaan Ke
• Uppar Laga Lena, Maast Lagega.........##
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• Read This Fast.........##
• Chai
• Coffee
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• Coffee
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• Coffee
• Chai
• Coffee
• Ok.........##.........## Congrets.........##.........##.........## U r Selacted
• 2 Work At The Railway Station.........##
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• Gaon Mai Bijli Aayegi Sun
• Kar Logo Ke Saath Kutte Bhi
• Khush Hue. Bole, Bijli Aayegi
• Toh Khumba Bhi Lagega :-P
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• Frog: Tumhare Paas Dimaag Nahin Hai.
• Bhola: Hai. Frog: Nahin Hai.
• Bhola: Hai. Frog: Nahin Hai And
• Jumps Into The Well. Bhola: Isme
• Suicide Karne Waali Kya Baat Thi.?
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• Pehle Jamane Ki Ladkiyaa.
• Pooja Karke Soti Thi Taaki
• Unhe Darr Na Lage.......??? 21 vi Sadi
• Ki Ladkiya Raat Ko Bhi Makeup
• Karke Soti H, Taaki
• Doosro Ko Darr Na Lage.......???
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• Jab Kisi Ka Bura Waqt Aata
• Hai To Uske Sare Dost Aur
• Pariwar Uske Saath Khade
• Hote Hai.......???
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• Agar Yakin Nahi Hai
• To Shadi Ka Album Dekh Lo.
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• Oh.......??? Shit Yar
• Are Bap Re Ram Ram Ram Ram
• Ye Kya Ho Gaya? Bahut Badi
• Galti Ho Gayi Hey Bhagvan
• Ye Kya Ho Gaya? Busy Logo
• Ko Msg Chala Gya So Sorry.......???
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• Why Girls Live Longer Than
• Boys.? Scientific Studies
• Have Proven That Shopping
• Never Causes Heart Attack.......???
• But "Paying The Bils Does".........##
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• Which Is The Most Dangerous
• Alphabet.......????
• Answer .......??? "W"
• Bcoz All Worries Start With
• "W"
• Who, Why, What
• When, Which, Whom, Where
• War, Wine, Whisky, Women
• And Finally Above All WIFE.......???.........##
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• Why Do U Think I Sms U.?
• It Is Because I Care.?
• Or I Miss U.......????
• Or I Love U.......????
• Or I Need U.......????
• No, Its Because I Need A
• Person For Just Time Pas.......???.........##
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• Be Careful When A Girl Tells
• U That She Loves U, From
• The Bottom Of Her Heart.......???
• For This May Mean That There
• Is Still Enough Space
• For Another Boy On Top.......???.........##
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• Kehte Hai Agr Dil Se Aankhe
• Band Karo To Life Me Jis Se
• Pyar Kiya Uski Tasveer Nazar
• Aate Hai To Maine Bhi Try Kiya
• Sala Slide Show Start Ho Gya.........##
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• Husbnd: Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta
• Kaha? No Answer
• Husbnd Again Asks, No Answer
• Then Again He Asks,
• Wife: Nahi Kaha.
• Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo.
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• Circuit: Oye Short Circuit Yeh
• Light Bulb Pe Baap Ka Naam Kya
• Likh Raha Hai?
• Short Circuit: Apun Baap Ka
• Naam Roshan Kar Rehla Hai.
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• Tinu: Kauwa Telephone Par Baith
• Kar Kanw Kanw Kyon Kar Raha Hai?
• Chinu: Lagta Hai Wah Apani Aawaj
• Dur Tak Pahunchana Chahta Hai.
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• Q. Doctor: App Ka Aur Aapki
• Biwi Ka Blood Group Ek Hi Hai.
• A. Man: Hoga, Zarur Hoga; 25
• Saal Se Mera Khoon Jo Pee Rahi Hai.
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• Q. What Is The Difference
• Between Watch & Wife?
• A. Ek Bigadti Hai To Bandh Ho
• Jati Hai… Doosri Bigadti
• Hai To Shuru Ho Jati Hai.
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• Assi B Smart, Tussi B Smart,
• Sadda Nature B Cool,
• Twadda B Cool, Assi B Cute,
• Tussi B Cute, Bas 1 Chota
• Sa Fark Hai, Assi Dil Se
• Saaf, Tussi Dimag Se Saaf.
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